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Corey Paterson

@Midgetspar

People tell me I look just like Denzel Washington. Instagram: TheRhinestoneDragon #spnfamily

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Joined January 2012
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The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
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Just got my butthole bleached in case it shows up on one of those “Give yourself one point for each thing you’ve done” posts.
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Need friends to complete field research! #PokemonGO
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Awww I found a black widow eating cereal.
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Alma@meldiesattheend22 Sep 2013
If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
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“Winchester Surprise” for dinner from the Supernatural Cookbook @jarpad @JensenAckles #SPN
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I haven't followed anyone back on Twitter since the summer of '94. It was a whimsical, carefree summer, and bots weren't even a glimmer in our eyes.
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L 🇨🇦@Ann_Hedonia118 Jun 2023
Orcas stole my catalytic converter.
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In Spider-man 4 when someone’s in trouble Peter Parker just pulls out his phone and records it for his Facebook story.
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Corey Paterson@Midgetspar19 Jan 2023
Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269
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Got me some Boyz II Men tickets in April at Seven Feathers. They were my favorite group of the 90's and top 5 all-time. Pretty happy right now.
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Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269
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What is your favorite 80's movie? Answer while sipping on a Jolt Cola.
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No, I don’t have OnlyFans. I’m someone’s future wife.
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You're better than this.
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I'm watching a movie called "Midget Zombie Takeover". How is your day?
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