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Mike 🇺🇸

@MikeFiveOh

Father, Army Veteran, 🚔 and DILLIGAF extraordinaire

 Humboldt County, Ca
Joined June 2017
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The amount of aimbot and chests opening right in front of my face have me completely shut off @Fortnite Cheating is at an all time high for this token and it’s blatant. Plan on doing something?
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Mother fucking LEGEND!! The pain 22 yrs later doesn’t fade. It gets worse when we have years like we’ve had falling to hajis. James “JC” “Mattie” Matteson. KIA during Battle of Fallujah 12NOV04. This man was the heart of our Scout team.
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Your Royal Rumble winner is in fact going to be @realKILLERkross and he’s taking that title off Sami come mania. 🫪
Kevin Robert Kesar (@realKILLERkross) profile pictureKevin Robert Kesar
@realKILLERkrossNov 11
Everything can change at any given second. I still see you all. I still hear you all. Tick tock.
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@KevO4188Nov 11
They have hearings to remove Pete Hegseth but not Ilhan Omar. Kinda feels like rape at this point.
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@iam__JezreelNov 10
This is why they are afraid of Christianity. Bro cooked and this is the TRUTH they don't wanna hear!🔥
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So I now need an ID to buy preworkout but not to vote in my state?
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California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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Krassenfag stating that Americans won’t be able to get jobs without knowing Arabic numbers in the future? I’m not even sorry at this point. Bodies need to start being dropped.
Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile pictureBrian Krassenstein
@krassensteinNov 4
Replying to @MittenMale
I think that every single American child should learn Arabic numerals in school. In fact if they don't they likely will not be able to get a job in the future.
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So we just conceded the USA over to communist Muslims huh?
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This and the Roman mic catch might be the 2 biggest absolute badass accidents ever!
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@AEWonTVOct 29
THAT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE ON NATIONAL TV #AEWDynamite is LIVE as Fright Night continues on TBS and HBO Max
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So pumped I stopped giving epic my money when they changed Crew. Just do my dailies in STW world and save my 1000 vbucks for the pass now. Epic absolutely boned everyone paying for crew or that just got crew the last 24 hours.
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If @dallascowboys loses tonight that means we’re blowing it all up right? Everyone is open to be traded. Schotty and Parker fired. Jerry trips down the down the stairs. Right? RIIIIIGHT?!?!?!?! 🙏
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@FBCowboysQueenOct 23
Exactly. Out of left field.
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If I was under investigation for all the shit she is, the last thing I’d be doing is voting illegally on camera 🤣
Jonah Kaplan (@JonahPKaplan) profile pictureJonah Kaplan@JonahPKaplanOct 23
After no-showing news conference, @Ilhan votes early in Minneapolis then rushes to avoid taking questions from reporters about federal investigations. Asked if she’s been briefed on warrants, Omar responds “They haven’t said anything.” @CBSNews @CBSPolitics @NicoleSganga
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I guess Lindsey Graham won’t be winning his…..oh wait he’s been dead. We’ve know that man was gay for years and years.
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Libs call people faggots now?
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Me saying I’m not taking pills after 2 days for my ptsd means I’m a junkie 🤣. Libs are such fags bro. Then they block after trying to tough talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Prozac is fucking gross. Ya I’m on day 2 but I’m bout to go back to smoking weed. This shit is gross. Slept 3/4 of the day. Massive 💩 sessions when awake. No normal drive to be in the gym like usual. This is a hard pass.
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I don’t care what side one is on. This shit was hilarious
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@visegrad24Oct 21
Italian police use a water cannon against a young girl dressed in red who had joined a group of far-left rioters in Bologna. The water cannon sent her flying
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