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"If you must keep talking, please try to make it rhyme" -Mose Allison Syndicated cartoonist/illustrator/writer

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
Joined May 2009
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SHORTER: yes! SHORTER2: picking up a few on my way home.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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SHORTER / DISAGREE: If you don't know what continent you live on, where the Great Wall of China is located, how many dimes are in a dollar or the name of Americas capital I am opposed to encouraging you to go anywhere near a polling place.
Replying to @conmomma
SHORTER / DISAGREE: If you don't know what continent you live on, where the Great Wall of China is located, how many dimes are in a dollar or the name of Americas capital I am opposed to encouraging you to go anywhere near a polling place.
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SHORTER: Guess what religion.
In Pakistan, a Muslim man married his own daughter and got her pregnant. He proudly states: “Rather than have my daughter leave the family and live a miserable life somewhere else, I decided to marry her. She is two months pregnant.” Disgusting culture.
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SHORTER: She's actually getting more patronizing, insufferable, offensive and like Flip Wilson.
Kamala with a new blaccent at an HCBU in GA: "We too busy watchin what ya doin to listenin what ya sayin"
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SHORTER: (former girls bb coach here) Never do this. You're the coach. You act differently.
A Pennsylvania cross country coach is going viral for the way he celebrated with his team after winning the district 2 championship. Some are saying you shouldn’t hug kids that aren’t yours while others are saying that maybe his balls were just stuck to his leg. Was this inappropriate?
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SHORTER: (former girls bb coach here) Never do this. You're the coach. You act differently.
A Pennsylvania cross country coach is going viral for the way he celebrated with his team after winning the district 2 championship. Some are saying you shouldn’t hug kids that aren’t yours while others are saying that maybe his balls were just stuck to his leg. Was this inappropriate?
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SHORTER: She can't name all fourteen.
She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
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Mike Lester retweeted
William Contreras ya era MVP.
WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMP ✅ WORLD SERIES CHAMP ✅ TAKE IT IN WILLIAM CONTRERAS, YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT!
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SHORTER: We're no longer a country -we're a cliche'.
Last night at the Trump rally in Chillicothe, Ohio, a Trump supporter was STABBED in the back, by an UNHINGED LEFTIST, the knife was still protruding out of his back when Police arrived!!!! WE CANNOT PEACEFULLY COEXIST WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!
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SHORTER: We're no longer a country -we're a cliche'.
Last night at the Trump rally in Chillicothe, Ohio, a Trump supporter was STABBED in the back, by an UNHINGED LEFTIST, the knife was still protruding out of his back when Police arrived!!!! WE CANNOT PEACEFULLY COEXIST WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!
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SHORTER: greatest game on planet earth.
We may have a new contender for greatest sports photo of all time
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Mike du Jour: Come to the Front Desk lesterm.substack.com/p/mike-…
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Mike Lester retweeted
🇺🇸This is great, it clearly shows the liberals are uneducated about the present and the past.🇺🇸
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SHORTER: "GOD is ok w swinging." SHORTER2: BULLSHIT
Listen to “Prophet” Israel Ford talk about the process of how God told he and his second wife that marrying her was His will and how his first wife eventually came around! This is grotesque!
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SHORTER: they catfished these lesbians
THEY EXPOSED THE FRAUD. NOW THEY’RE THE ONES GETTING CHARGED. James O’Keefe and Cam Higby walked into Minnesota polling places in disguise, used real voter names, and recorded how easy the “vouching” system is. They never signed the oath. They never cast a ballot. Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty still hit them with felony charges for “unlawful voting” and identity theft. Exposing the holes in the system makes you a criminal. That’s not protecting elections. That’s punishing the people who showed you the holes.
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SHORTER: When I was 8 we used to go to the skate rink, head to the soda fountain put Coke, 7UP, Mr. Pibb, Sprite, Orange and Nehi Grape -all of them in the same cup. We called it a- "SUICIDE". I did not know how prophetic that would one day be.
Meanwhile in Scotland's Parliament: "Black history is Scottish history" You aren't mentally ready for this voice
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Mike Lester retweeted
Meanwhile in Scotland's Parliament: "Black history is Scottish history" You aren't mentally ready for this voice
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SHORTER: Proof that I.Q.s have dropped off a cliff.
🚨 NOT THE ENEMY: Drivers stuck behind an Anti-ICE sit-in on the Brooklyn Bridge just BEGGED protesters to let them through. One dad said he needed to pick up his DAUGHTER from school. 
Others said they backed the cause but didn’t want to be the ones paying for it. “I’m not the one shooting people,” one driver told the group. So activists seize a bridge. 
Working parents miss school pickup. 
And regular New Yorkers get trapped for someone else’s protest. That’s not justice. 
That’s hostage-taking with a hashtag.
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SHORTER: Ever notice how bitches blind side someone or sucker punch them. That's why they're called bitches.
An ugly incident towards an official in last nights OHSAA District soccer game between New Philadelphia and Steubenville. We have reached out to the OHSAA Director of Officials who does not have an update at this time. 🎥 Contributed
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SHORTER: all you need to know happens in the first five seconds. Red Baron smiles and happily responds w kindness at the "time of day?" request like any compassionate human at 5AM. Then his kindness is taken for weakness. Jesus would have clocked him.
Replying to @AmericaPapaBear
SHORTER: all you need to know happens in the first five seconds. Red Baron smiles and happily responds w kindness at the "time of day?" request like any compassionate human at 5AM. Then his kindness is taken for weakness. Jesus would have clocked him.
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