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Quote of the episode from Steph: "It's really important I give my hole for this experience" #mafsnz

The laminar flow of Piripi's piss was simultaneously impressive and revolting #mafsnz

TBH, if Steph's grandmother wanted to see great-grandchildren, she shouldn't have died. #mafsnz

Is 'cupping the balls' considered a talent? #TheBachelorNZ

Annie wins play fights like she wins reality shows, by which I mean, ruthlessly!! #TheBachelorNZ

.@Mcdonalds arent even trying anymore with these #AmericasCup burgers #TheBachelorNZ

Moses: Everyone is feeling a bit sombre, so I'm gonna lighten to mood by culling some of the girls #TheBachelorNZ

Annie wins. That is all... #TheBachelorNZ

Oh...Good...I see we've reached the everybody-using-the-phrase-'silent-assassin' stage of this series. #thebachelornz

The good news is that Sam is gonna think these intruders were there the whole time #TheBachelorNZ

"Hello Moses, my name is Suzain, I'm calling from Open Table Church. According to our records you are eligible to upgrade your space in heaven. Am I speaking to the spiritual bill payer?" #TheBachelorNZ

Shivani: "If he still wants to give me one, that's all good" #TheBachelorNZ

Translation: "This is 100% a sympathy rose" #TheBachelorNZ

Remember when this show used to be about awkward pashing and swimming in elephant shit instead of therapy? #TheBachelorNZ

Chanel 'knows she's got the courage now' to approach Moses cos she's six chardonnays down #TheBachelorNZ

Moses hates rose ceremonies cos it makes him feel like an... #TheBachelorNZ

KFC ad director: **Rubs temples** Ok, Sam...how about we just do this instead? When they come in you just shrug and eat a taco or some shit. Ok...? Action!! Lou: Hey Sam, you're going on a date Sam: ...Line?! Director: FAAAAAARRRKK!!! #TheBachelorNZ

Shenae wears the exact right number of nose rings for someone called Shenae #TheBachelorNZ