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2025 Chicken Little Champion Ball Knower

Joined September 2021
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Cade N em
Which team would win the whole thing?
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT #nuke
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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It’s noon and I’m already on abortion number 5
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Final: East Texas A&M 68, Oklahoma 64
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2-way contract Jalen Slawson (@jalenslawson) will wear No. 18 for the #Pacers. Number never worn in franchise history. #NBA
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*LeBron goes up for the layup* Jalen Slawson:
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Horny ass detective: just let me crack this case 😂😂😂
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If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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What if I take my shirt off at a bar and order up a double shot of whiskey
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Me: can we get Payton Tolle? Mom: We have Payton Tolle at home Payton Tolle at home:
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Shane Beamer in his halftime radio interview: “I don’t like the fact we have given them 10 points. In my mind, the thing should be 42-0 right now. We gave them a field goal with the block below the waist by Vicari. We gave them 7 on the pick 6. Right now, they can’t run the ball, they can’t throw the ball and we got 300 yards of offense against probably the best defense in this league.” #Gamecocks
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Mike Rotch retweeted
Shane Beamer in his halftime radio interview: “I don’t like the fact we have given them 10 points. In my mind, the thing should be 42-0 right now. We gave them a field goal with the block below the waist by Vicari. We gave them 7 on the pick 6. Right now, they can’t run the ball, they can’t throw the ball and we got 300 yards of offense against probably the best defense in this league.” #Gamecocks
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He lowkey played a bunch of songs
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My wife is throwing a party on Sunday morning for the NYC Marathon. I told her that she shouldn't expect me to say more than "hello". Hard to believe that people are still making social plans when Luigi Suigo is making his college debut in front of The Pope. And I'm Jewish!
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Highest Graded SEC Defensive Lineman This Season: 🐔 Dylan Stewart, South Carolina: 87.3 @GamecockFB
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JALEN SLAWSON CHASES DOWN LEBRON JAMES AND LETS HIM HEAR ABOUT IT
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Hey LeBron, Jalen Slawson is here
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