Award-winning writer. Author of Cask Strength and Behind Bars. Coming soon, books about Graceland and the Beatles in London. @Saints1890 fan since birth.

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A throwback to March 1998 when the already-woke BBC tried to shame Bernard Manning using Mrs Merton and Victor Meldrew. He was unashamed and unapologetic. One of the greats. 🎥 BBC Archives
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Mike_Gerrard retweeted
I don’t think anybody would label him the comedian-in-chief. Excruciating to watch……
Trump: "The other day a senator I knew got a text from his wife. She said, 'When you get home, I want to have you immediately come up the stairs and make love to me.' And he said, 'I can't do both.' You know? Haha. In other words, you can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that?…Too old. You know?”
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Mike_Gerrard retweeted
You couldn’t make shit like this up in the Netflix writers’ room. Just insane almost unbelievable dialogue from the so-called leader of the free world.
Trump: "I owned the Miss Universe pageant. And Miss Venezuela always did very well in that pageant. So I know something about the country."
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Hey guys remember that one time there was a shooter at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner and then no one ever talked about it again
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A 94 year old man from Clacton has called Farage Nigel Mirage “because he’s never here” 😂 Brilliant! Let’s get it trending, wind him up even more. #NigelMirage
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Yesterday, the Pentagon listed 18 service members had died in the War in Iran. Because 18 had, in fact, died. Today, their website has 14 service members having died. Four service members were removed from the total. Why? Because the Trump admin reduced the number to reflect those deaths "not counting" since those service members were killed after Trump's "ceasefire" in April. Yes, this is real.
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Mike_Gerrard retweeted
It’s disgusting and shameful for the president of the United States to put his words in the mouths of these departed service members.
Trump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
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A black Helen of Troy has him completely wrecked for weeks.
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An armed israeli points a gun at a Palestinian farmer working in his own fields, saying: this land’s mine now: get out and don’t return; it’s all mine
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Oh how the cultists used to cheer at his campaign rallies when he said this.
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Mike_Gerrard retweeted
German TV’s double World Cup takedown of Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino deserved a medal all of its own thepoke.com/2026/07/20/germa…
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CNN’s Kaitlan Collins just called out Trump’s ‘rigged election’ claims and it’s the only question anyone needs to ask again thepoke.com/2026/07/17/kaitl…
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Mike_Gerrard retweeted
Perhaps we as a society could take a moment to consider the President of the United States was forced by a Court yesterday to pay $6 million in damages to a woman he raped and the media coverage has been close to zero.
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🚨 NEW: Liz Truss has predicted that Andy Burnham will cause a financial crisis
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A unanimous jury found that a man sexually abused a woman, then defamed her for saying so. He appealed - and appealed, and appealed. The verdict survived every level. That man is the sitting president of the United States.
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Mike_Gerrard retweeted
JD Vance said Joe Biden ate ice cream ‘in the most suggestive way imaginable’ and these comebacks were simply ice cold thepoke.com/2026/07/16/jd-va…
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Replying to @bourscheid
Maybe the presidential convoy has a code name of “KNIFE.”
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🚨BREAKING: The drained Reflecting Pool did not reveal any slices. Instead, tire marks were visible, obvious damage from Trump’s vanity drive in a fleet of 10-ton vehicles for no reason at all. He ruined his own project, then lied and blamed the citizens who paid for it.
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