To everyone sweating out bets tonight:

A Roman winter approaches. Rome TD 📝

There’s gotta be regression Chicago Bears ML I’m over the underdogs I’m over it!

There’s nothing like some Luka Doncic ball and him telling Yaxel to “come back out pussy” while dropping 30 on the warriors is some special stuff 😂

I know it’s impossible to watch every NBA game of the year but what just happened in Miami was absurd There’s a new sheriff in town in the NBA, someone left a microwave on and there’s water everywhere 😂

Went to a coffee shop with my laptop and earbuds and sat next to a lady who took 3 zoom calls and wrote 500 emails I placed 5 parlays, had 2 cups of iced coffee and asked chat GPT to explain the NBA salary cap to me (I still don’t get it). Back to the drawing board after this one.

Gotta be the Bears tomorrow I’m tired of this underdog nonsense Regressions has to be coming

A diversified portfolio is always the best investment 💼

Wednesdays are for getting weird Arsenal ML (+110) (draw no bet) Timberwolves +1.5 Jazz +1.5 PHX/Por ov 231.5 Full prepared to lose my ass 🫡

Keeping the hand hot today Pistons +1.5 ✅ Thunder +1.5 ✅ Knicks -4.5 🚮 Who is with me?

Week 8 of college football has some absolute bangers I went through the whole slate: - 2 team parlay - props - and overs Everything you need: youtu.be/TbPAOX5CKdM?is=AFuJ…

4th quarter Knicks still giving heart attacks and making me want to pull my hair out

Hand Drummond a water my guy @KarlTowns 😂

The banner is raised. Sports rock. NBA is back.

If you have a real job or are a real person and couldn’t watch a 3:00 PM NBA game on a Tuesday don’t worry ….. You only missed Paul George announcing his MVP candidacy, first halves not mattering and Ausar Thompson getting a new nickname 😂

Cant go undefeated if you don’t start perfect Pistons +1.5 ✅✅✅ Game of runs 🫡

Ah yes, the classic NBA 20 point run Love when it happens for me!

You will never guess who SGA got 😂

Ah yes, the classic NBA 20 point run Hate when that happens!

Just the tip 🏀 Pistons +1.5 Knicks -4.5 Thunder +1.5 We are edging closer to the ultimate time of year for sports Can’t believe it