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@MildlyClassic14 Oct 2019

Slightly disappointed that there’s no connecting flight from Bangalore Airport to Bangalore.

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@MildlyClassicOct 29

Fasted for my phone’s long battery life today.

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@MildlyClassicOct 28

In their defence, when they said “achchhe din aane waale hain”, they didn’t really specify kiske.

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@MildlyClassicOct 23

If you’re spending 3 Lakhs on a first generation phone, aapko Duo ki nahin Dawa ki zaroorat hai.

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@MildlyClassicOct 21

Shab-o-roz ki jadd-o-jahad se thak kar… Gham-e-duniya se haar kar… Ek aah bharne ko… Gehri saans leni chahi… Toh muh mein machchhar ghus gaya.

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@MildlyClassicSep 26

If we treated every crime the way we treat crimes against women…

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@MildlyClassicSep 26

Chain snatching? Who asked you to wear a gold chain and roam around? Bola tha na gold nahin khareedna.

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@MildlyClassicSep 26

Gaddhe mein gir ke chot lag gayi? Who asked you to ride a bike? Walk or fly.

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@MildlyClassicSep 13

But shouldn’t there be a BRICS Amit before BRICS Summit?

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@MildlyClassicSep 11

My hands folded faster than the iPhone Duo after seeing the price.

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@zynnitta_trueSep 8

Not that I am homophobic, but it is so painful going back home after visiting your boyfriend 😭

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@MildlyClassicSep 2

Bye

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@MildlyClassicSep 2

Apple be like: Can John Ternus into a more innovative company?

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@MildlyClassic5 Oct 2017

Q. What do you call an over excited Mughal emperor? A. Enthu-si-Aazam #JabTweetKiyaTohDarnaKya

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@MildlyClassicAug 21

Haters will say I’m making this up but Ethanol is good for your health. You’ll have to go for long walks kyunki gaadi toh kharaab ho jaayegi. You’ll have give up sugar because all the sugarcane will be used in making Ethanol and there will be no sugar left for you.

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@MildlyClassicAug 20

Out of everything I’ve lost, I miss excitement the most.

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@MildlyClassicAug 12

The question is what didn’t he eat

@tweeterrantAug 11

What did he eat??

Image from Chikoo 𝕏 (@tweeterrant)

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@MildlyClassicAug 5

Monk shouldn’ve just retired respectfully when it got Old.

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