Radio host and missionary trying to bring heathens to the church of West Ham United. Dad to 6 boys so poverty stricken. Not what you'd call a good catch:-)
Auckland, New Zealand
Joined August 2012
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West Ham are just an average championshop side full of average players. Absolutely no urgency, bugger all penetration, not 1 decent striker and a defence that resembles a sieve. Other than that they're brilliant.
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West Ham are like a Lego set made up from random spare parts with a ham-fisted oaf trying to make something out of them. @WestHam
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Don't you just love football. Fleetwood Town, 2 points above relegation spots in League 2 just knocked out the reigning Premier League champions and Champions League finalists in the League Cup 4th round. Get in!!
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I like to think i played a small part in Harry Kane's Balon D'or win. I took my 2 youngest to England/Lithuania where Hazza made his debut off the bench and scored his first goal. I'm sure our encouragement inspired him to greater heights. No need to thank us Harry. Our pleasure.
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Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.
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The aliens land on earth "take me to your leader". They get taken to this rally, piss themselves laughing, then bugger off to the next planet in search of intelligent life.
TRUMP: El-Sayed wants to give welfare to free healthcare. A man.. probably described Oz’ healthcare better than any of us.
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You can't beat Florida
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…
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@WestHam looking like an average 2nd division side. The urgency of a sloth and an impotent man would have more penetration. 33 minutes not one shot on target against 9 men.
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The NZRU taking legal action to stop the Papua New Guinea NRL side from calling themselves the Chiefs is absolutely pathetic. How are they going to feel when the Kansas City NFL team chips in. Grow up ffs.
@jaketapper @jkbjournalist I love you both but the joy of victory made me do it 🐻 ⬇️
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Curse of the commentator strikes again. "Kane has only missed one penalty for England". Make that 2. Why can't they big mouths shut! #ENGvSPA
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Cracking Inglaterra goal against España 1-1. Wait a minute, Harry pops up and it's 2-1 #ENGvSPA
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