Andy Mifsud

Challenge for American people: Try to say "mirror" with two syllables.

Ahahaha this @AmazonUK delivery driver playing GTA: San Andreas loud enough for me to hear it across the road in my house 😂 Also he just drove off with the big side door still wide open 😅

We all know you can't wish for more wishes from a genie, but you're a total idiot if you don't wish for more genies.

I may be high right now but I want to remember what it felt like to open a banana by myself for the first time as a kid.

I see relationships all the time and think "I absolutely do not want that for myself" but am also bitter about not being in a relationship.

As a follow-up, how many times can one repeat all of these phrases to a person before it becomes acceptable to tell that person to fuck off? I'd hazard my guesses around 18, and 6.

How many different variations are there between the phrase "Don't touch my stuff" and "If you see anything even remotely to do with me, don't touch it, don't look at it, don't even think about it"?

One thing that upsets me is that I never got a Charizard Pokémon card as a kid, and the fact they keep going up in price means I'll never get one :(