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...and miles to go before I sleep.

Golden Halls of Asgard
Joined March 2011
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
It feels so good to be a Godzilla/Monsterverse fan. While other franchises are out there trying to figure out what do next we’re here thriving with the content we’ve been getting lately. 🙏🏼🙌🏻✨
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
Bruh Captain America super hero serum couldn't do this 😂
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Update: The recruiter called me on my wau home and all but demanded I apply for a new specialist position thats about to open up!
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Update: Didn't get the job. Should have seen that one coming.
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Update: The job has been taken down from the job board! Might find out here in the next few days. Just hoping its good news.
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
How it geuinely felt watching #GodzillaMinusZero
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
LONG LIVE THE KING
‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ is tracking to have the biggest domestic opening weekend EVER for a live-action international film. Read our review: bit.ly/ZeroDF
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
"Have a safe trip"
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Godzilla Minus Zero is one of the more intense Godzilla films I've ever seen. Most violent probably ever honestly. IMAX or why even bother honestly but prepare your ears, holy shit
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Okie dokie folks. I'm avoiding Godzilla Minus Zero spoilers and all. Going to be inactive on here until Saturday.
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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This HAS to happen. Way past due!!
The next step. 👏 Congratulations to #BroncosROF HC Mike Shanahan and #BroncosROF HC Dan Reeves on being named among the five coaching nominees for the @ProFootballHOF Class of 2027. 📰 » buff.ly/7h7gueI
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot America: understood. Fuck you.
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
I really thought getting that Reflecting Pool done before the election was going to turn things around for Republicans, but maybe not.
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
He heard the word “minority” and immediately said no.
Mike Johnson has just announced that he will not run to be the House Minority leader.
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
No more political ads on my television
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Clearly this fat fuck doesn't watch Broncos games.
Republicans were cooked the moment Trump said this earlier this week
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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy retweeted
New House and Senate Democrats arriving at the Capitol to take power on January 3rd:
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Bet those angry masked deportations and shootings in the street don’t seem so smart now do they, maga?
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