Diehard Chiefs fan, Dog mom, sick of the 🐂💩 Parody 💙💙🌊🌊🚫MAGA #NAFO #Smokefleet #Smokefleet2 #VoteBlue
Montana, USA
Joined May 2026
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Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
We need to get money out of politics. Let's start with Elon Musk.
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Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
No Joke: Trump White House's Cheesecake Factory Flex Is Straight Out Of An 'SNL' Sketch #HuffingtonPost twp.ai/4hxgtF
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
#Fellas, #NAFO, this is urgent.
Please, we need some action here!
Karolina has been supplying frontline units with life saving equipment for 4 years.
Her visibility is down the drains now and her fundraiser has run ou of funds...
🙏 🙏🙏
Link to fundraiser in Qt ⬇️
Jeśli są ludzie, którym ma się nie udać, to im się nie uda i tyle. I dziś już dam sobie spokój, bo walenie głową o ścianę jest bolesne. Ja też mam granice żenady, których przekraczać nie mogę, bo naprawdę jest mi już wstyd prosić, błagać dla zrzutka.pl/bataliondonbas a kilka razy dziś zostałam za to zmieszana z błotem przez ludzi, po których się tego nie spodziewałam. Cześć.
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
Our students and our labor movement in Michigan are ready for a BLUE WAVE!
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
Lo digo claramente: no celebro a Castro. Llamo a Cuba lo que es, un régimen autoritario, y lucharé por las familias cubanas que huyeron de él.
Mientras tanto, Ashley Moody apoya deportar a familias cubanas de vuelta al régimen del que escaparon.
#AngieParaFlorida
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
Credit to: Jim Keller
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
@BillKristol reacts to the Trump Administration charging James Comey a third time:
“It can intimidate other people who…don't have access to an awful lot of good lawyers. It's dangerous and bad, and really bad internally in terms of what's happened to the Justice Department.”
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender.
14% think between it's between 6 and 25%.
Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero
thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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Alex Pretti's father: Our son was shot and killed by the government, federal immigration agents, on January 24th, 2026. We learned about his death from the media as we saw him being shot repeatedly in the back after helping a woman from his community. This was not a protest that Alex was at. His hands were in the air, and his face was on the ground when he was executed by ICE agents. We know exactly what our eyes saw. No one from the federal government called us on that day. But they did go on TV to tell lies about Alex. No one has called us since. No one has recanted those lies.
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JD Vance's in-laws' names are Radhakrishna Chilukuri and Lakshmi Chilukuri. I wonder if he tells them this stuff, too. To their faces. Or does he just save it for white MAGA rallies?
Truly a racist pathetic embarrassment of a son-in-law to his brown Indian immigrant in-laws.
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Trump supporter: “I’m really tired of the Epstein thing. Biden or Obama shoulda done something. Why are they trying to get Trump involved? I don’t think it’s right”
Davram Steifler: “Some people say cause Donald Trump’s mentioned in the files, it’s different than Obama or Biden”
TS: “I didn’t know that, that he’s mentioned in the files”
DS: “Really? 30K mentions in the Epstein Files”
TS: “I’ve never heard that”
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Another MAGA “Man of God” Pedophile.
Anyone really shocked anymore?
🚨Richard Channing “Chan” Shealy, 54, a former interim worship pastor and Christian musician in Lexington, South Carolina, has been indicted on nine federal counts for producing, distributing, and possessing child s*xual abuse material.
Federal prosecutors say Shealy produced images of a child on four occasions between 2004 and 2006, later shared CSAM files in February 2026 via a peer-to-peer network with an undercover Homeland Security agent, and possessed additional material on devices at his home. The production counts carry up to 30 years each; distribution and possession up to 20 years each, plus fines.
This follows his March 26, 2026, arrest on 13 state s*xual exploitation charges. After posting bond (with conditions allowing contact only with his own children and barring internet access), he was hit with 20 more state counts on May 1—including two first-degree criminal s*xual conduct with a minor, lewd acts, and additional exploitation charges tied to the same 2004–2006 period involving children ranging from five to eight years old. Bond was denied; he remains jailed.
Shealy’s wife, Beth Shealy, was vice chair of the Lexington One school board (serving ~27,000–28,000 students) at the time of the initial arrest. She resigned March 29, citing family needs. Local reporting noted her social media response framed the alleged child s*x crimes as acts by “Satan.” The couple has minor children, including a daughter with special needs.
Shealy previously led worship, spoke at a Fellowship of Christian Athletes event at a district high school, and produced Christian music portraying himself as a “faithful” follower of the Bible.
Shealy belongs to the Southern Baptist denomination, which emphasizes marriage as between a man and a woman and condemns consensual same-sex relationships as sinful.
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
Vance: Somebody told me that Ryan Zinke complimented my beautiful blue eyes earlier today. I was very excited about that.
We are not afraid. We are self-confident men in the Trump-Vance administration.
The president has said a lot about the physiques of everyone lately, and I am proud the congressman welcomed me in the right way.
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The most cringeworthy bizarre cult of lunatics that has ever existed. Now this pathetic empty shell of a man has to copy the cult leader and make bizarre commentary about men as well.
Vance: Somebody told me that Ryan Zinke complimented my beautiful blue eyes earlier today. I was very excited about that.
We are not afraid. We are self-confident men in the Trump-Vance administration.
The president has said a lot about the physiques of everyone lately, and I am proud the congressman welcomed me in the right way.
Mini Cooper Driver (parody) retweeted
Trump says he took over Venezuela and as a present they sent "him" a million barrels of oil and he will give it to "you people" to use as you want and oil prices will be "dropping very sharply, very soon" 🙄….it’s incredible that people believe this shit
