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vent post: tft state so fucking awful, can't go full open, cuz you're dead by stage 4, can't winstreak even with good opener cuz someone finds a random khazix/4cost wisp, can't go fast 9 without some insane encounter/prismatic, everyone opens with spreading roots and i open with epoch, i lock into ap cuz it's my only slam, 4 more people locked into ap with better spots, i roll on 4-1 before my contestor, hit nothing not even pair, they hit all 2stars on 4-2, absolute cringefest with 0 skill expression it's so insanely nice that i play vs 7 people who simultaneously went to the lottery and all 7 won and i'm on the cuck chair watching them buy yachts, while i have to ride in my little wooden boat and they have more space + food + medical supplies + beds + fishing rods and i have a fucking can of heinz beans in tomato sauce. sorry, maybe i'm just garbage and it's my fault, but i had to let this out.