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Michele Townsend

@MishTownsend

Writer of all sorts of things.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2011
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Hand sanitizer or as I like to call it cut awareness serum
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GetPhound@GetPhound6 Apr 2020
We could all use some good news right now, and here it is: Alexander "Xander" Jay Townsend was born on March 15th—our third baby boy at GetPhound! Congratulations, Michele and Mike!! 🎉We can't wait for the day we can meet him in person. 😍
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Dismissed from work early on a Friday. Considering doing something reckless and carefree like read all 10 of my free NYT articles.
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Kerry Sherk@Kerryleigh52110 Oct 2019
"Yesterday I ate tuna fish in a vinegar jacuzzi and my brain responded like it was cocaine" - Pregnant Friend
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.@InovalonInc has called me 4 times in the past 2 weeks trying to get me to schedule an "in-home health consultation". Who in their right mind gives away personal information to a random caller? Stop calling me. @IBX this is immensely invasive.
As usual the latest development in healthcare policy is great for everyone but the people who use healthcare. wsj.com/articles/your-employ…
Your Employee Health Plan Could Soon Look Like Your 401(k)

Your Employee Health Plan Could Soon Look Like Your 401(k)

A landmark change will soon give more American workers control over their health-care coverage, but be warned: There are pitfalls.

wsj.com
Here it is! More #stockphoto goodness. Thank you to @MishTownsend for the brilliant collab, as always. #singlelife bit.ly/2tOYgiu
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No one: Me: if you’re eating something that’s bad for you and get more of it is it a second hurting not a helping
Can I please live in the timeline where @BenSPLATT covers “The Joke” by @brandicarlile?
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Sometimes I honestly forget that I'm the only person I've ever been.
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Maybe some of you heard a “Let’s work hard to be better, healthier, wealthier people in 2019” sermon today and I just want to remind you: The way of Jesus is usually small, slow, and subversive. It involves detours and interruptions more often than not. It is rarely about you.
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All week I have been scream-singing "I'll take THE NIGHT SHIFT!!!" inappropriately in social situations and it's this song's fault. youtube.com/watch?v=0WDZdT04…
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I call him Bumbledore.
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I need to write a book called “Oh, The Places You’ll Go” but for people with #colitis and #IBD
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Kerry Sherk@Kerryleigh52113 Nov 2018
Replying to @EmilyLupinacci
@EmilyLupinacci: Look at this portable pizza oven Us: - Love it - Need it - So cute @MishTownsend: - Didn't expect it to look so much like the top of a garbage can - Or an angry alien overlord come to destroy us - Also like it is in an endless belch
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Chelsea Dingman@chelsdingman24 Oct 2018
Marie Howe
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Our first interviewee of the #podcast, @MishTownsend, is full of wisdom and can change the way you view #single living. Listen to her story! every-single-thing.com/2018/…
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Paige Triola@paigetreerolla13 Oct 2018
Presenting the 7 best stock photos that resulted from searching "Single" on @GettyImages 🙌 Thank you to the hilarious @MishTownsend for teaming up with me on this one
Every Single Thing (@SingleThingBlog) profile pictureEvery Single Thing@SingleThingBlog13 Oct 2018
A #single stock photo is worth a thousand words. every-single-thing.com/2018/…
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The Nightmare Before Christmas!!!
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