So excited to read the new book I bought at south station I got on the train to providence when I need to go to Plymouth #wrongway 😑
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Crawling around feeling the floor for my glasses is so fun #blindpeopleproblems #cantseeshit 🤓🤓🤓
When the waxing lady at the nail salon tells you your eyebrows are nice 💁🏻💁🏻 #eyebrowsonfleek
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Had so many plans for the day but football and food got in the way #couchpotato #butarealpotato #notasweetpotato
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When it's your bday and you show up to the bar with an ID that's been expired for a year #whoops 🙈🙈🙈🙈
So happy for my family in Venezuela today. 1 step closer to a safer and better country! 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪
Am I the only one who got this injury playing powder puff football?? xitter.gq/nytimes/status/6513516…
For ballplayers, anxiety over Tommy John surgery disappears. But the telltale scars remain. nyti.ms/1Z6FOuL
Tripped and belly flopped going up the stairs at the T. This is going to be a good day 😑 #scrapedpalms #clumsy
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"It ain't about how hard you're hit, its about how hard you can get hit & keep moving forward, how much you can take & keep moving forward"
I've been calling a new coworker Eugene for the past 2 hours. Just found out his name is Noah... #notevenclose
The Red Sox now have 2 Venezuelans on their team Woot Woot!!! Obviously my 2 new favorite players #Venezuela
Thank God for my cat-like reflexes or I would've had some serious cement burn #stupidsidewalk #whyarentyouflat #onmyrun
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Just bought tickets to my first #WWE event in June @francescaarana get excited!
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Forgot to remove my bright red lipstick for my run #whyiseveryonestaringatme 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
The amount of times I've forgotten to bring my ID out with me is getting out of control #getyourselftogether #hotmess
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Clio retweeted
Robert Downey Jr. gave a boy a prosthetic Iron Man arm and you have to watch the video: usm.ag/1BaEqrn



