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Jane Doe, Oct. 21: “None of the sexual stuff was illegal. I really liked being with you and Matt.”
Then she gets uninvited from the Halloween party.
“I knew this was going to happen. Y’all aren’t my friends. Y’all are covering your asses.”
Two weeks later: “90% of what happened that night was not consensual.”
How do you go from 100% legal to 90% illegal in the span of two weeks??
Simple: your social credit took a hit, so you tried to chargeback a gangbang 🤣
Sorry, this one’s being disputed.
#Cornell #JaneDoe
Dave Chapelle New Joke: Dead Conservatives...Get It?? | Missed Info Live 11/9/26 xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/2ReMmZnvj…
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Evidence so overwhelmingly they found him guilty on 57% of the charges..
Russell Brand was sentenced to 10 years.
The investigation was massive.
The evidence was clear.
- 100+ witnesses traced & interviewed.
- 400+ witness statements taken.
- 1,400+ documents examined.
- Multiple independent accounts from four different women.
- Supporting testimony from friends, colleagues, family & his own former PA.
- Consistent disclosures made years earlier.
- Brand’s own admissions of using fame for sexual access.
Jury of 12 heard it all and found him guilty on 4 of 7 charges. Historical cases almost never have DNA. They get proven by testimony, corroboration and patterns. That’s exactly what happened here.
The evidence was overwhelming. The jury agreed.
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Im a comedian and I’ve never heard this joke. Or if I did I forgot about it. It is forgettable because there is no point to it.
People are trying to act like conservatives defended this en masse; most have no idea who this guy is.
Dave flipped this exact joke on em, he just changed the name to Charlie Kirk, and this is how they behave 😂 hypocrisy exposed for all to see. Well played Dave.
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Odd that his justification—if this was even his intention—is some random comedian making a George Floyd joke no one’s even heard of at a roast nobody watched.
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The joke Dave Chappelle told about Charlie Kirk uses the exact same punchline that Tony Hinchcliffe used in a joke about George Floyd.
Chappelle is doing this as a test to see if the right is really commitment to free speech.
I know I'm going to get flack for this but...
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Do not have sex with women! Just have sex with your wingman; it’s gayer but safer, legally speaking.
After Russel Brand getting ten years with so little evidence let me reiterate...do not do business with women...do not be friends with women...go to social events with a wing man and make sure you aren't alone with one...if dating take your time to really vet the woman.
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Struggle session
As the judge sentenced Russell Brand to 10 years, six months in prison, he told him: "Whatever women wear, wherever they go, indeed, whatever they drink, they retain the right to say no and to demand justice from the criminal courts when sexual predators like you, Russell Brand, act without their consent."
Read more: abcnews.visitlink.me/G4psaI
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🚨 RUSSELL BRAND SENTENCED TO 10 YEARS AND 6 MONTHS
…which sounds like a long time, but that’s only about half the time between when the alleged assault occurred and when his accuser came forward (17 years) 😮
A London judge sentenced the former comedian and actor to a total of 10½ years in prison today after a jury convicted him last week of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The rape of a 21-year-old fan in 2009 drew a nine-year term; the three sexual assaults from 2004–2009 added concurrent time that brought the total to 10 years and six months.
Brand must serve two-thirds of the sentence before he is eligible for parole, meaning roughly seven years behind bars. The judge called him a “sexual predator” who showed “staggering arrogance.”
The convictions cover four women and date to the peak of Brand’s fame. He was acquitted of two other rape counts and one attempted indecent assault. He will remain on the sex offenders register for life.
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The reason the Charlie Kirk is dead joke doesn’t seem to have a punchline is because it’s an inside joke for leftist terrorists.
To them his death is the punchline.
Out of context, that certainly sounds awful... but what was the rest of it? Did he subsequently qualify that, or express regret? Is Dave Chappelle himself, or Charlie Kirk haters, the butt of the joke? The fact that every single clip of this remark cuts off right here makes me suspicious.
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The “can’t breathe” remark is a reference to George Floyd, presumably for Kirk’s comments on Floyd being a scumbag (though he added that he didn’t deserve to die).
More footage from Dave Chappelle’s Madison Square Garden performance, where he made another disgusting “joke” about Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
“I’m sure Charlie Kirk is looking up at us right now, laughing so hard he can’t breathe.”
A husband and father was assassinated, his family is left grieving, and this washed-up comedian is standing in front of thousands of people mocking his death.
I’ve been a fan of Chappelle for decades, but this is absolutely disgusting. There’s a difference between dark humor and being a heartless, morally bankrupt piece of shit.
Whatever happened to basic human decency?
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Guys, quiet down—the OF girl is speaking
Your husband mocked George Floyd’s death repeatedly. Your husband didn’t believe in empathy. He had no morals. We do not mourn him and we do not care about your grifter ass.
Maybe he shouldn’t have been such a giant piece of shit. That was why he was killed. Your husband was such a terrible person that someone hated him enough to kill him. Is that not a wake up call to you? Your morals are so disgusting that millions of people hate you.
You play victim when the real victims are the people your husband spent his career shaming and attacking. He is not a victim of anything other than his own hate.
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To those saying there must be more to the Dave Chapelle bit, that he must have later circled back to make a more nuanced point—perhaps about the irony of himself enjoying the death of the same man who defended his own attempted stabbing on stage and how the media’s distortion of peoples’ beliefs has warped our own humanity—nope.
Turns out the punchline was just dead conservatives are funny.
I was at the show. There wasn’t any more to it. Seriously.
He doubled down on it later in a riff on Raiders of the Lost Ark, saying Charlie Kirk was looking up from hell with the Nazis whose faces got melted off by the Ark of the Covenant
It didn’t get that many laughs (thankfully) and there were abundant walkouts
Tragic whatever happened to Dave C
xitter.gq/janecazneau/status/211…
Imploded what career?
That ship sailed when he crumbled under pressure from The Chapelle Show and fled to Africa, then blamed his mental breakdown on racism.
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It’s not funny, just sad. Sad because he seems to genuinely think it.
To hate a man not for his *actual views, but for the way his views were *distorted by your own party.
And he’s not alone; his unwitting audience laughs along with him, no doubt also hating the simulacra of the man they were told they should hate for beliefs he didn’t have.
All the while too ignorant to see the irony that he was almost stabbed on stage.
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.”
- Dave Chappelle
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He’s comfortable making this joke because he knows he’s surrounded by a deranged leftist audience who will laugh at it.
As I’ve mentioned before, though the percentage of leftists willing to commit political violence is small, the circle of those who tacitly support it is much larger.
"Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered... and I shouldn't say this publicly... I feel better."
-Dave Chappelle at Madison Square Garden
And the New York City crowd laughs like a bunch of hyenas. xitter.gq/PostViralRepost/status…
When you speak out against false rape accusations used to silence men, people will try to silence you…by falsely accusing you of being a “rape enthusiast” 🤣
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Idk why people are buying from him:
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Apparently, you don't even need to open a pizzeria to run a successful pizza business.
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