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Stopppppppp @PhaedraParks posted a photo of us on her instagram 😂😂 I can die happy now
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About to get a splinter 😂
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“I like taking jobs from younger actors.” — Robert Pattinson
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I think Zachary is sober but baby… Sarah and Jessica look lit AF thank god they got home safe lol
jessica lange saying the ahs actors used to have to drive themselves home from set just makes these pictures a thousand times funnier😭😭😭
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Sorry but Democrats are just statistically way hotter than republicunts . I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️
This is Sam Forstag, he’s a union leader and former snokejumper and is also the first Democrat to be elected in Montana to the US House in over 30 years.
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Hakeem Jeffries meeting privately with Jared Kushner should disqualify him from being Speaker of the House. Full stop.
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Just wrote to my congresswoman asking her NOT to support Hakeem Jeffries as speaker of the house. I encourage you to do the same
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Chris Pratt telling his 1st wife he needs space to focus on his career and not his family bc he felt held back...only to impregnate Arnold's daughter, marry her, have the kid and say how great it is to finally have a healthy child...bc his child with wife 1 has a disability. He sickens me and his fake Christianity makes it worse
What’s some CELEBRITY TEA that still pisses you off TO THIS DAY??
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Randomly watching some live Adele performances on YouTube. Do yall understand how hard this woman’s songs are to sing, and she like always sounds fucking flawless ?! It’s so unreal. I’m so lucky to have seen her live 5 times, 19,21,25 and twice in Vegas. Baby I’m a STAN
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And to think I supported your Oscar win. @jes_chastain you should be ashamed of yourself !! 😂😂 jk of course
Jessica Chastain thought "Hypocrisy & Bullsh*t" was tacky… #WWHL #RHOSLC
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Tell me you only live near white people who look just like you without telling me lmao Losers !
It always blows my mind how every major urban city in our country votes democrat...it's as if it's by design, which I believe it is. You look at the wide open spaces of Texas, they're conservative, free, and private. Major urban centers with people packed like sardines, they're liberal...I'll never understand it.
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I would do this just for fun back in boyscouts to piss off the older kids 😂 but we all had to get our equal chance at the game!
I Didn’t Know Legend of Zelda Chickens Do THIS! 🐓 ❤️ @nintendouk
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I hope if #AllsFair gets renewed for a third season , I need to see what face Kim K shows up with next !
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That sucks. I ordered mine directly from @NintendoAmerica and it showed up right on time today ! The foil packaging is beautiful
Nintendo fans are crashing out after Amazon has delayed shipment on tons of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake pre-orders the night before launch. People who were supposed to get the game on November 5 are now being told they might not get it until a week later. "I'm gona throw up," one person wrote. "Jeff Bezos is gona have to pay," posted another. kotaku.com/nintendo-fans-are…
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Baby gorgeous looking absolutely STUNNING !!!!
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“You have gobbled down so many babies that everything that comes out of your mouth is childish!” #AllsFair season 2 is starting off great!!
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and men’s asses
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I’ll rely on some of my fav podcasts to keep me up to date on what’s going on with #TheGoldenLife on E! …. I’m so sorry but I think this show is ass .
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I remember him being on the cover of #rollingstone lmao. He was the clear front runner, he made a weird noise (something Trump does daily) and was suddenly shunned and tossed aside. Lmao
I cannot stress to Gen Z how much his yelling at the end of this was seen as the death knell of his entire campaign. It was seen as SO unprofessional/un-presidential.
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