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Stable Genius. Pro-Canada 51st State. Yacht owner. sauna enthusiast. Hooters regular. anti- windmill. scratch golfer.

Gulf of America
Joined April 2023
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Those 15 minutes when Caleb Williams took the mantle as best QB in the NFL before throwing 3 straight horrible INT's were pretty incredible.
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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There is only one person we need behind the podium: CATTURD! I’m officially launching the CATTURD for Press Secretary campaign. Who is with me?!
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Ahahahahahahahaha… Alpha Male 🤣😂
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We’re calling them Trump numerals now. Get with it bro.
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I don’t get why democrats running around celebrating like crazy. Donald Trump is still YOUR president for the next 6 years
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Straight men will either learn to twerk or they will be executed
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Goodnight sweet princess
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2025: “The future is unaffordable.” 2026: “The future is unaffordable, but also gay.”
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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does this mean we can get pornhub back?
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Per Sharia law, everyone is trans starting tomorrow.
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Texas after turning blue
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My son already won 1st place in a womens swimming championship
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Places that are still safe: 1. Florida 2. Tennessee 3. West Virgina 4. Oklahoma (Except for Tornadoes) 5. North Dakota 6. Montana 7. Arkansas
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The GOP can still win the House and Senate if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Trump nuking Iran the day after he loses the House & Senate.
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