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Joined June 2022
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
even at gunpoint, these are the words that will never come out of my mouth.
I really love ironing clothes
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The way this man is about to be billed, he’ll wonder if they’re paying at all in that job that I’m going to everyday.
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The worst part about being back in Lagos is this feeling of dread that I’m going to leave all my friends and my brothers mom here. I almost want to cry. This is truly my city. I wish all my friends could move to Abuja.😔😔😔
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I don collect my certificate so no problem.
The best thing for Nigeria right now is a meteor to hit and wipe all of us away.
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Lagos is a mess, oh my days.
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This kain gbese. I don convocate too close to the sun. Make Una help me abeg, before I perish.
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1 liter, 1400. Tinubu don ruin my 20s.
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This account balance no fit be my own.
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Please how the hell are we supposed to successfully eradicate smell pollution in this city when everywhere you look in a public place, there is a stupid man holding his penis out, defacing the environment with his urine???????
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
you’re not mine but that’s not for long.
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
whew lets not
lowkey wanna right a book
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Nigerian women and achieving
Congratulations, Nigeria! 🇳🇬 The first African nation to win the #U17WWC 🙌 The Flamingos claimed their maiden title after beating Japan 2-1 in Rabat.
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I actually need to find a way to make a separate income to solely to save for a car.
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
This would pmo
would be so funny if whoever i marry has always been in my life lol because huh!😭😭😭😭
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Neither do I
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
A sitting president is promising you what he couldn’t able to do in the last 3years as a sitting president.
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Manifesto? Let’s see what was in Tinubu’s 2023 manifesto. 1. 12% GDP growth? Fail. 2. Stabilising Naira at 300 per dollar? Fail 3. 15,000 MW and constant power? Fail 4. Triple spending in Education? Fail. 5. Raise healthcare budget to 10%? Fail. No one cares about your manifesto
We have left than 3 months to the elections, and only APC has released its manifesto to the public. ADC, where is your manifesto? NDC, where is your manifesto? APM, where is your manifesto? AAC, where is your manifesto?
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Last 5 years was a tussle but God did 🙏🏾❤️ Reintroducing; Olusore Iyanuloluwa Joshua (GMNSE, P.E COREN✅) B. Eng Mechatronics Engineering 🤭
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icantmaryaman, GMNSE🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict. 1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
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