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MUNGU KWA SANA Manchester United fan♥️ Car lover Hakuna matata🦁 Matatu fanatic//Part time matatu photographer

Joined January 2022
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Trust me at your own risk, I lie a lot and tweet for fun.
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Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
Warui saying Ruto is the reason there's inflation of whores is the lamest excuse I have heard today. These women don't even try bro, hawapendi kuchoka.
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I am the first in my bloodline to read a thesis on effect of Wantam in the society with a case study of sale of sundus.
Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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Busaa ndio mnaita fermented uji
Edibles zimepatana na foundation ya morning blunt na fermented uji😂😂
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Something beautiful for your timeline 😁
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Naingia ig kuangalia stories then napatana na ya African Njiwa, kama sio hio story sidhani ningejua voyeurism ni nini akii
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The word you are looking for is Water Privatization, and yes, the World Economic Forum, World Bank, Pepsi and Coca Cola, are pushing this through FLLoCA and Greenspace Action and Network. Both hosted a summit at the Villa Rosa Kempinski a week ago to plot community water take over.
Non Revenue Water is crippling the Water Service Providers - Capacity building, Trainings, Deployment of Water Police Unit, network modeling and smart metering are some of the measures to control the losses
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Cyaa wait my Jamaican wifey and recreate this moments once again 😘
Replying to @Mike4rmRuaiKE
@Mike4rmRuaiKE Hey Kenyan Husband ,Nakuja tuonane! Please and Tanks!!!!
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Ona fitment . Prime prime shit. Na iko soko Proper build
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Gitz naye has to be the number one hater wa kasongo on this app😂
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He hasn't tweeted for the last 5 days. Where is Mwabili ?
Father Kitima of the Catholic Church in Tanzania. Gitz is now CHRONICLED!!!
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Haka unakadunga irori ya brown alafu unafinya na inakupea 20km/l yako safi na torque wazimu enough for quick overtaking. Mnaskianga poa sana.
Clean car kama ya @mbarani
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Yule bloga wa majegi kwani alikuacha akaenda kwa rapper wa mtaani?
Yani just like that and your days are not the same anymore, now I understand matonya .
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Sikutumiangi you ungrateful fat old man???
Nikona mamorio wawili wakiskia mix ni kali wao hunitumia, sanasana za mikanda😂 @Mona_aay na @yeahseen064
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On today's episode Hapo F1 Osto alikuwa amekula nare juu Resto ilikuwa inatwerk @KillboyzS huko rada ni gani ??
On today's episode Chinje
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Then Agaiiiiin>>>^
You won't find the same person twice, not even in the same person.
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What's even funnier ni wenye wako kazi hawamjui
CS Ruku finds over 70% of national gov’t employees at Kajiado offices away from work, warns public servants against early Christmas leave
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Presented without context to kenyan twitter:
ah yes the plight of living alone, i love my friends lol
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