Mob

INUI is a honeytrap for low-IQ shitters

Luigi's Mansion riding the power of wokeness to Advanced playoffs in S55. You heard it here first.

I love games and film, I've gone through large swaths of life as an avid reader, and still there's little better entertainment than watching videos of people tripping fucking balls on salvia.

I'm replying as a repost because I still have Twitter premium and want to flex. First of all, thanks for messaging. I'm a big fan of your work (i.e., continual DMs on a platform I don't remember the password to). First, being considerate of Adv team schedules does not feel compatible with 12 matches in 4 weeks, letting alone any additional matches or qualifiers for Elite. The Elite cup stuff in itself was seriously half-baked to begin with (why are teams forfeiting Adv playoff matches to make Elite matches???) Second, it's a foolish bottom that top-1 being shuttled to a LAN makes Adv a valuable time investment for ALL TEAMS. The skill disparity in Adv is worse than any other league tier (exacerbated by the aforementioned half-baked Elite Cup implementation). If we're being real, there are 3-4 teams for whom that should be the impetus to play. Third, there being a HOV lane to Elite/ECL makes Adv basically obsolete. This was the criticism of the implementation Day 0, and remains valid. Why spend my time playing TWELVE MATCHES IN FOUR WEEKS when I could be more discerning with how I spend my team time? If I'm a fringe contender or even a lower-seed playoff team, there's no real reward for playing matches. Finally, it's also just part and parcel of the continual depreciation of the ESEA product. I didn't say anything with last season's changes because I like playing League, but you've somehow created a system with no clear throughpoint to progression. It's reductive, but we previously had a mountain to climb with a visible peak. We're now expected to climb one mountain (in half the time lol) to reach another mountain's peak. None of it makes any sense, and I'm trying not to bash the people (you in this case) who are drivers behind these decisions, but it's frankly genuinely unfathomable how badly @ESEA has dropped the ball over the past 6 or so months. Just a complete failure both to enrich the experience of the majority of players while somehow also ostensibly making things more difficult/unclear for those at the far right of the bell curve.

Summary: LF 4 Players CS2 — Team with Long-Term Plan About Myself: • ESEA Experience: Adv • Faceit Max. Elo: (CS2) 2500+ • Past Team Roles: IGL & AWP | AWP | Rifler (T - support/pack | CT - anchor/rotation) • Before Resuming CS - Alcoholic - Bus Driver Culture: • Autistic Team • Play only with the team — no retake servers • Document all of our special interests — if it isn’t in a spreadsheet, it isn't a special interest • Always prioritize special interests — I really like trains Deal breakers: • Non-Autistic Goals: • Constant incremental regression • Develop a playing system that promotes social isolation and removes social obligation • Play tournaments and gain exposure to make the system available to all players • Make a living out of our special interests • Side quest: If anyone needs money faster, offer Zoom classes on Facebook Marketplace about your special interest Rules: • Team member can't ever have a spouse (except if the spouse is autistic) • Everyone unequips all of their skins, dances, and music kits • Everyone uses the team's profile picture on Steam/Faceit to represent our unity • When making a living out of your special interests, you make it your main occupation and quit the rest (e.g. job) Plan: • Have a team where all players share the same special interest • Present up-front what would make everyone quit the team, so we otherwise stick together • Have a team sensory room — e.g. tinyurl.com/3hjchwsd • Have a team subscription to Microsoft Office — e.g. tinyurl.com/4dpc9ddb • Rely on masking & silence to solve problems — i.e. "..." • Review each game we play, making a spreadsheet of all mapstates Your Tasks Include: • Review lists of currently operating rare trains • Ask parents for rides to view trains • Pick me up on the way to see the trains • Record videos of the trains • Chart observable train data in Microsoft Excel • Send me a copy of the spreadsheet about the train we saw Requirements: • No CS-related requirements How I select team members: • Must fully align with the post • Availability • Skills will only be considered if 2 people would otherwise bring the same value to the team's mission Contact: • Twitter (primary): xitter.gq/fArtCS2 • Discord: kommiii • Steam: steamcommunity.com/profiles/… Extra Links: • YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…

Omen Esports is LF1 ADV. We have some roster flexibility, so we are looking for (in order): -Star rifle who wants to get active, create space, and comm gaps -High-impact, high-activity AWP -Active lurk/anchor who will proactively get their 1+ away from the pack -Anyone who frags hard as hell, comms well, and isn't a piece of shit What we offer: -League fees -Always-on prac server -CS2lens pro -Other utilities/subscriptions negotiable (e.g., DM VIP) -Tournament entry paid -Potential LAN compensation How we do shit: -Relatively structured, but open to retooling approach for the right person -Play Sun-Wed (some Thursdays, too) with balance of offline and scrims -Primarily east coast We finished 8-6 last season and 7-7 this season, with many of these losses being 11-13. We've been literally rounds away from strong playoff seeding, so we're looking for someone who can manufacture round wins. I paid for Twitter Premium to post this, so REPOSTS APPRECIATED.