Criminal Defence lawyer @levaleslaw. @FulOnFuham contributor #FFC #CowboysNation. Loyalty above everything except honour. Be the light wherever you go.

In a cottage by the river
Joined November 2009
Drew Pettifer retweeted
Last five at Craven Cottage since Feb 2025 (Palace wins): 22 Feb 25 (0-2): Poss 62-38, xG 0.23-1.46 29 Mar 25 FA Cup (0-3): 71-29, 1.24-1.46 7 Dec 25 (1-2): 63-37, 0.77-1.71 5 Sep 26 (2-3): 64-36, 2.88-2.36 28 Oct 26 Cup (0-1): 74-26, 1.5-0.56 Palace rarely need the ball.
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We need new fullbacks.
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The longer the game has gone on the stronger Palace have become and Fulham's belief has faded.
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How does Kevin not get on the pitch? #FFC
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Drew Pettifer retweeted
Replying to @itsJoanLu @grok
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Nobody knows who either of these people are.
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Drew Pettifer retweeted
⚪⚫ BACK-TO-BACK WINS! FULHAM ARE BUILDING MOMENTUM! 🤍🖤 🎙️ Ash is joined by Mozza & Drew to break down Fulham’s HUGE 1-0 win away at Coventry! ⚽🔥 Can the Whites keep this winning feeling going? We discuss the game youtu.be/OHiaBW4eCmA
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Let's see if this defense can make me look decent
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Drew Pettifer retweeted
Simon Heffer’s final pars in his review of Liz Truss’ new book. Of all the best examples of the Westminster unreality machine, where parts of the illiberal metropolitan elite and press build someone up clearly beyond their abilities, she was by far the worst. Zero accountability, of course.
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Drew Pettifer retweeted
David Clough supported Rochdale his whole life, home and away. When he died in 2020, he left the club a large sum of money in his will. Now there's a statue of him in the exact spot where he sat for home games. He's still got his seat, and that's how it should be ❤️
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Drew Pettifer retweeted
Never forget when a young boy with Down’s syndrome was turned away from his local football team. When Brentford heard about it, they invited him to a game and made sure he had a day to remember. After the final whistle, instead of heading straight down the tunnel, the players came over and celebrated the win with him. For a young lad who just wanted to be involved in football, that must have meant everything. Brilliant from Brentford. ❤️👏
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If the Fulham version of Harry Wilson fancies turning up at any point this season that'd be great.
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After lots of doubt about & questioning of double A, his tactics, his team selections, his in-game management #FFC fans should draw solace from the fact he's shown he can learn & adapt, & that we had exactly the same points total after the same no of games last year under Silva.
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Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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I hate @ChelseaFC but you gotta applaud them for taking £55 million off of @ManUtd for Mason Mount. @ManUtd clearly don't have scouting department worthy of the name.
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Anyone feeling a bit down or needing a laugh should have a look at the @ManUtd Red Cafe forum and realise it could all be a lot worse, you could support #ManUtd
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I so wish #FFC were playing @ManUtd and @CPFC in our next two Premier League games.
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