I think my favorite part of Chipotle pickup orders is wondering who Elise is, what sort of person she is, and just how pissed off she will be when she realizes I grabbed her order?
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When people ask about my weekend plans.
A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. abcnews.link/4YTlFjS
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Replying to @CraigatCoF
@CraigatCoF note the 2nd guest star listed!
The Rolling Stones have officially announced their new album, Foreign Tongues, due out on July 10th via Capitol Records.
The 14-track LP features guest appearances from Paul McCartney, The Cure’s Robert Smith, Chad Smith of Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Steve Winwood.
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Just putting it out there that I would also leave my job if my company gave me $1 million dollars.
Bill Belichick is willing to trigger a $1M buyout with UNC if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media, per @OllieConnolly.
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Replying to @foofighters
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails have essentially swapped drummers, as Ilan Rubin is reportedly stepping in as Foos' newest drummer, replacing Josh Freese, who is rejoining NIN → cons.lv/xxyJgz
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Replying to @RogerODonnellX
@RogerODonnellX amazing show earlier today! Such a treat this month between the new album and the live shows. Here’s your reaction to Robert mimicking the keyboards on “Close To Me”. He was laughing at your reaction. A priceless moment!
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In PPR scoring Mahomes is currently ranked 22nd in scoring.
Aaron Rodgers, Caleb Williams, Dak Prescott, and Justin Fields all have more points this year.
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"You're a caucasian man with a white baseball and you have a black glove. I think the black glove, it really does the injustice because you can see all the little movements... I probably would go to a tan baseball glove if I was worried about it." - Jim Edmonds
(H/T: @maineygolf)
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Replying to @bschaeffer12
@bschaeffer12 did I jut hear the Cubs organist play the Halloween theme song?! 🎃🔪
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