Molotov Cocktail

Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You don’t know.

update - I’m packed. finally 😂✈️🖤

Wanna stick our heads in my Easy Bake Oven or nah?

Rear Window

That anyone can afford a 1500 square foot open floor plan loft apartment in NYC so long as they’re a starving artist, a single 20-something emotionally naive young woman, a detective on his last case or a peeping tom.

OH MY GANJA 🍪 😂💀

You can’t have my soul - I already traded it for a quarter pounder with cheese. But there may just be some coffee treats coming your way!! ☕️ 🖤

Just a horror nerd & her favorite film 🍿 🩸

Golly do I love this song…especially whilst driving at night 🎶 🫠🖤

Sir, I have a whole bag of walnuts that need cracking. Oblige me?

Because Aries can be cold and scary, little bot. And I like warm and cozy folk. ⚖️ 🖤

*cosmic brownies 😍

Ok here goes, I haven’t waxed my vag in a bit and you know what? It looks pretty damn sexy.

Say what you want about him, but Thomas Massie cooks.

me, right after I eat

Le toast Français 🇫🇷

I think I was reading an unsolicited DM in this pic. 😂 Pretty certain it just said, “hey”. (sidebar - I currently can’t find my reading glasses 🤦🏻‍♀️)

Do I get up at 3am to get the Starbucks Christmas Bearista glass sippy cup and complete my collection, or do I hire one of you to go do it for me… 🤔 🎄 ☕️

Update: still haven’t packed my suitcase. 🤦🏻‍♀️ But I ate a turkey club with extra bacon so I got that going for me. *burps*

Sir, no. No no no no no. Stop shaving your body. Body hair is masculine, attractive and yummy.

The thirst trap is strong in him ….