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prison psychologist, writer, dog owner, witch. true crime in real time, stellar but ignored analysis. don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.

Michigan
Joined September 2008
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Saw a bumper sticker that said Make Atwood Fiction Again which at first I thought meant she should stop tweeting which I thought was funny but now I think she means we're living in The Hamaid's Tale which is stupid
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You know how I know this isn't the handmaids tale? Because you have total freedom to drive a car covered in stupid political ideology stickers
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I want to be clear that I saw this sticker on my way to cast my straight Democrat ticket, im not a total asshole
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Harry Potter adults, Taylor Swift and falling asleep to reruns of Friends: the terrible taste trifecta
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Here's a weird thing about being a woman working in a prison with my office literally inside the sex offender unit: I walk around and all the inmates revere me like a precious stone. That's a unique thing to experience every day. it's not bad!
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out in the real world people aren't rushing to open doors for me or clamoring for a chance to say something goofy about the weather and its not as good
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I think it was Kevin bacon I heard say on a talk show that he tried out walking around in the world disguised as not Kevin bacon and he said it was a shitty day of being ignored and he hated it
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today's my half birthday do you think that's stupid go fuck yourself
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back on the GLP1s due to how cute kelly clarkson looks in baggy clothes, all I eat are happy meals
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I think dolly Parton died at the right time. She'd have kept going into her 90s and we'd all have yas queened but really shed just be older and older year after year until
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Terrible at spelling!
What are some common quirks of narcissists that don't seem narcissistic, but that many of them have?
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What are some common quirks of narcissists that don't seem narcissistic, but that many of them have?
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haven't watched this long interview with Evan Rachel wood yet but I will, stay tuned. I read Marilyn Manson book in hs and he seems cool, I don't want him to be guilty, but as a sex offender expert I can tell you: Him dating her at 18 when he was in his late 30s is immediate 🚩
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Yea if you're famous you can get younger pussy and sure they are pretty but it's emotionally immature at best and in this case more likely pursued out of a desire to coerce and control. He might even believe whatever they did was "consensual" but that doesn't mean it was
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I never did watch that interview
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all you therapists stuck in private practice working with the worried well have no idea what fun you're missing. yesterday in prison I talked to a guy in psychosis for an hour about all the telepathic conversations he's having, was like reading henry miller but less boring
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kelly clarkson's outfit in the bird security footage is really cute no joke it makes me want to lose weight so I can look as cute in baggy clothes again
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ever since I found out yesterday that I have depressive personality disorder my life has been basically ruined
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love when a patient is recounting their history and says, "the psych hospital pumped me full of drugs." you mean you checked yourself in asking for help for your many unbearable symptoms and they treated you?
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In the words of David Fincher: "If you're going to pander, pander."
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