Kate Cerny

5YO tonight: Son of a biscuit, I have to go to work! Well...I know where he’s heard that before... #theyrepeateverything #couldhavebeenworse

Today is definitely one of those days where I could stay in bed all morning and cuddle with the littles. #MondayMorning #MomBoss

Today totally feels like a sweatshirt and yoga pants kinda day. Too bad the real world calls... #MomBoss

Reading a book on Döstädning, or Swedish death cleaning. In our house we have American death cleaning, as in I make the kids clean and they think it’s going to kill them. #MommyKnowsNot

It’s a sound every mom knows: the sound of Cheerios spilling all over the back seat of your car. #MomBoss #relentless

Flashback to midnight: 2YO wakes up and going to give him a little milk to get him back to sleep... {in my sleep deprived state} I brought him the entire gallon jug rather than a sippy cup. #oops

It’s only 6 AM and I’ve already endured more whining than I can take on a typical day. #MommyKnowsNot #momboss

Hubby drove my SUV and managed to run over piles of manure driving home from the city. Literally, manure. Said he thought it was dirt. You can’t wash that off so easily! #everythingsmells #MommyKnowsNot

Why do family and friends always seem to plan get-togethers and parties during nap time? #afternoonsofflimits

In the middle of the night our 4YO was fussing. I went and asked him what was wrong and he said, "I just missed you Mommy." #wrapped #meltmyheart

17YO buys herself a $400 Apple Watch and then tells us last night she has no money for gas in her car. #money101 #MommyKnowNot #dontspenditall

My 4YO was just saying how squishy and pinchy I was...as he was pinching my back fat. #cantwin #2018goals #MommyKnowsNot

I thought I would be #SuperMom and sign up for all these great, educational emails and parent newsletters. Here I am, unsubscribing. Who has time for all that? #MommyKnowsNot #MomBoss

I feel like nothing but a rag doll for these kiddos! The want to wrestle, jump on me when I’m on the couch...there’s no end!

Some nights you just have to let your kids have a little extra time on the iPad so you can veg out. #badmom #sorrynotsorry #mommyneedsabreak

Am I the only parent who’s ever had to ask, “why is the pepper mill in the bedroom?” #mommyknowsnot

I walked in the kitchen today and found our 4YO glued craft googly-eyes all the way down the counter. Happy Halloween!

Sometime during the night the dog decided to eat the 4YO's glow-in-the-dark spider. What goes in, must come out. Should be interesting...

Do you ever have one of those days where you feel like everyone is out to get you? Including the family dog? #mommyknowsnot

It’s the little things in life...like getting your car detailed over you lunch hour. #momboss