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told my friends in 1st grade that i met super mario and the next day they had my ass on billschannel. they called me “liar boy” for 11 years
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the other day I was speaking to an older customer who straight up refused to reset their password. insisting they were entering it correctly and our system was messed up.
I was able to login with my temp password so out of curiousity i asked and used their password. it worked.
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
yo i’ve been doing some ridiculous dental hygiene techniques for the past 5 years to desperately maintain my fucked up teeth only to look up “how to floss” rn and that’s not what i’ve been doing
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my friend’s been drilling me for not knowing shit about basic history bro wait until you hear this one
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guy got in the elevator with me, asked my floor, hit the number and then without thinking, in one swift motion, hit the alarm button and then the HELP button ?? then said “oops i don’t know why i did that”
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throwback to when my parents got divorced & i sent famous last words by my chemical romance to my dad because i hoped it’d make him feel better
yo i consider myself to be a good person but if some dude in a black suit came up to me telling me he’d give me the 2017 discord gc if i complied with his demands i’d do whatever the fuck
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epic screenshot from 2018
I got banned a week after put this custom profile picture lmaooooooo
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IDEAS FOR YOU @Mojang :
LAPIS LAZULI ARMOUR THAT OFFERS NO PROTECTION
SPECIAL VILLAGE THAT ONLY SPAWNS ON MUSHROOM ISLANDS WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE DYING FROM HORRIBLE FUNGAL INFECTIONS























