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i just got sent 1000000 pounds of lobster i literally have no idea what to do with any of it please help me

canada babey
Joined April 2019
told my friends in 1st grade that i met super mario and the next day they had my ass on billschannel. they called me “liar boy” for 11 years
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the other day I was speaking to an older customer who straight up refused to reset their password. insisting they were entering it correctly and our system was messed up. I was able to login with my temp password so out of curiousity i asked and used their password. it worked.
if you ever think you are not a functional human being bc you have autism or adhd just get a customer service job of any kind and you'll see that everyone else around you has some kind of cognitive disability that just turns their brain off completely
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I wonder who wrote this description...
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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yo who else up with clickteam fusion 2.5 physical edition
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IT’S ALL GONE 🎆🎆🎆
WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE NINTENDO TORONTO STORE. WHAT YEAR IS IT
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yo i’ve been doing some ridiculous dental hygiene techniques for the past 5 years to desperately maintain my fucked up teeth only to look up “how to floss” rn and that’s not what i’ve been doing
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my friend’s been drilling me for not knowing shit about basic history bro wait until you hear this one
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for the record though i’ve done a spectacular job while having no idea how to floss. all my shit’s fine. the concern began when i started drinking coffee on campus and my dentist got on the ground and started praying
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guy got in the elevator with me, asked my floor, hit the number and then without thinking, in one swift motion, hit the alarm button and then the HELP button ?? then said “oops i don’t know why i did that”
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I SEE THIS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM TORONTO OK 🙂🙂🙂🙂 OK 🙂🙂
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twitter meetup at the nintendo toronto store tomorrow yall im so bored i need money
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SindexMon retweeted
throwback to when my parents got divorced & i sent famous last words by my chemical romance to my dad because i hoped it’d make him feel better
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yo i consider myself to be a good person but if some dude in a black suit came up to me telling me he’d give me the 2017 discord gc if i complied with his demands i’d do whatever the fuck
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guys im a real yearner im so serious
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throwback to my halloween costume when i was 10. my brother had a normal costume
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SindexMon retweeted
epic screenshot from 2018 I got banned a week after put this custom profile picture lmaooooooo
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i be ohm google googling things
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IDEAS FOR YOU @Mojang : LAPIS LAZULI ARMOUR THAT OFFERS NO PROTECTION SPECIAL VILLAGE THAT ONLY SPAWNS ON MUSHROOM ISLANDS WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE DYING FROM HORRIBLE FUNGAL INFECTIONS
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SindexMon retweeted
4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
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