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Adult star Mia Malkova reveals what happened when she finally hooked up with her childhood celebrity, RYAN REYNOLDS:
“When was the first time a famous celebrity left you seriously disappointed in bed?”
“I won’t reveal his name, but there was this huge Hollywood actor I was completely obsessed with growing up. I used to masturbate to him for years!”
“WAIT… A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR YOU HAD A CRUSH ON SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?!”
“YES! He was easily one of my top 5 celebrity crushes! One day, I noticed he had followed my verified Twitter account. We started chatting in the DMs, and eventually, he invited me over to hook up!”
“WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT HIM INTO BED?!”
“He was so shy and nervous around me that he literally couldn’t get it up! Nothing happened!”
“HE COULDN’T PERFORM WITH MIA MALKOVA?!”
“NO! He was completely exhausted and overwhelmed by performance anxiety! Guys consume so much hardcore content that when they finally get the chance to sleep with an adult star, they panic because they think they have to perform like a 12-inch machine!”
“DID HE AT LEAST TRY AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING?!”
“I stayed over, and we actually had a great time talking. But he was so embarrassed about what happened that he eventually ghosted me. I never heard from him again! His ego just couldn’t handle facing me after that!” 😭💀
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Will Ferrell revealed he quit his Disneyland job after just one day.
Will Ferrell: I worked one day at Disneyland.
Amy Poehler: [laughs] Did you get fired?
Will Ferrell: No.
Amy Poehler: Just quietly not asked back?
Will Ferrell: I... [giggles] No. No, I had, I was too afraid. I had my friend John call and quit on my behalf.
Amy Poehler: Oh! [laughs]
Will Ferrell: Which was really funny because...
Amy Poehler: Pretend to be you, or...?
Will Ferrell: Pretend... yeah. I was, for some reason, I was so embarrassed to call. I went... So, I got a job, and you're paid for the orientation day.
Amy Poehler: Oh, yeah, sure.
Will Ferrell: To work at Disneyland. And I thought that I was going to be assigned, you know, to be one of the really fun jobs, like the Jungle Cruise operator, or... [chuckles] and I find out, oh no, those guys work there for eight years before they get...
So they assign me to one of the front kiosks for selling tickets.
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Tom Holland tried EVERYTHING to get Chris Pratt to call him his favorite actor;
During a Q&A, Tom asked Chris who his favorite actor in the world was.
Chris: “Denzel.”
Tom: “What about an actor whose name begins with Tom?”
Chris: “Tom Cruise.”
Tom: “What if his second name begins with an H?”
Chris: “Hanks!”
Tom kept dropping hints (British, younger, Avenger), practically spelling out his own name, but Chris STILL refused to give him the answer he wanted. 💀😭
Lana Rhoades exposes some WILD things her ex-boyfriend Mike Majlak did behind closed doors during their relationship 😭💀
“He did do a few gay things when we were dating.”
“He really wanted to hook up with pornstars before me. He was obsessed with the idea of dating a pornstar.”
“Me and Mike even had a threesome with a mannequin that had a penis. No arms, just a giant dick, and he would pretend to high-five it.”
“We were having sex one time and he just shoved it in my mouth like he wanted to see me suck a dick.”
“One time, I put my fingers in his butt… he didn’t like it.”😭
Sophie Rain reveals she paid over $30.7 MILLION in taxes last year after making $83 million 😳💰
During her conversation with Graham, Sophie explained that 37% of her earnings went to federal taxes.
When asked what she does with the roughly $52 million left over, she revealed that she’s investing in real estate, building her farm, and working toward her dream of owning a cattle ranch.
She already owns 12 cows on a 20-acre property in Florida. 😭
Madison Ivy recounts one of her wildest party experiences and explains what “blast bunnies” really means 😭💀
She describes walking from one room to another, only to find men everywhere, people getting physical, and an entirely different kind of party happening in the next room.
“Next room, and then there’s just penis everywhere.”
“Snatching. Just snatching. And then I make my way to the next room.”
“There’s another guy there. It’s a bubble party.”
Apparently, things got WILD. 😭
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Adult star Kay Lovely reveals the wildest aftermath of her first off-camera gangbang on Plug Talk:
“Did you ever have a gangbang in your personal life before entering the adult industry?”
“Yes! Back in Missouri, my friend and I met four European guys at a club and invited them back to my house for an afterparty.”
“Wait, all four guys ended up in your bedroom?!”
“They all squeezed into my king-sized bed! Each guy took his turn in doggy style, and they all finished inside me without using condoms.”
“NONE OF THEM USED A CONDOM?!”
“Not a single one! I was basically their little communal plaything for the entire night.”
“Were you at least on birth control?!”
“Honestly, I don’t think I was! The next morning, we all piled into the car together and drove to CVS.”
“All four guys went to CVS with you?!”
“Yes! They all pulled out their phones and Cash Apped me their share of the money so I could buy Plan B. People think gangbangs are some wild taboo fantasy, but the reality is that the next morning, you’re splitting the cost of emergency contraception with four guys like a restaurant bill.”
Melztube and Violet Myers open up about their body counts, revealing some pretty surprising numbers.
Melztube claims her body count exceeds 3,000, which she attributes largely to her experiences in the adult entertainment industry.
Violet Myers, however, tells a different story. She says her industry body count is around 15–20, while her count outside the industry is over 500. She also discusses how being in long-term relationships has influenced her experiences. 👀
“Over 3,000 for sure… in the industry, maybe 15 or 20.”
Chanel Jansen, aka Chanel Renee, Rich Piana’s ex, reveals she m@sturbates an average of THREE times a day purely for PLEASURE.
She insists it has nothing to do with a hormone imbalance, saying her hormones are perfectly fine. 👀
“On average, probably 3 times a day.”😭
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Streamer King Deej was amused after winning $802 playing wanted dead or a wild on Razed😬💰
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