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Wallahi this is the final move

Joined August 2026
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Again, people have this unrealistic fetish for closing exact tops, or buying exact bottoms. They imagine the pro trader who never loses and times everything perfectly. Reality is far from it. Trading is a game of averages. If my average purchase price is lower, and my average sell is higher I will out-compound you. Timing the exact bottom is a fools errand, shorting is for risk management, not for PnL. You short and close in profit so you have more cash on days like today. Would I have loved to be short into it? Sure, it would have been an extra +7% or so on our book. That doesn't matter as much as NOT LOSING money, managing your risk and preserving optionality. The sooner you understand this, the more profitable you'll become.
We've decided to close nearly all of our equity shorts into last nights emotional selling. One of our most profitable months ever. Thank you to our counterparties on those trades. While the next year looks challenging for equity markets, I don't think it continues to make sense to be directionally short. While sitting nearly 50% cash, we continue to hold large HYPE and Bitcoin positions.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Found Kevin’s new burner 😂
What has he said that’s untrue or u disagree with cus I’ve seen Russ say that team wasn’t good enough either?? So your mad because a pro athlete said his front office made bad decisions (trading harden for basically nothing)???
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Think that was it for now thanks for playing
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
they askin “wen buybacks” on stock holy fuck
Nvidia had $235 b buyback.. It is time or when?
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Total Jane Street destruction
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
If you're bullish on AI (I'm not) this should be a generational once in a lifetime buying opportunity. Market is completely dislocated and automated mechanical selling is driving these names down. Tempting
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
BOT BTC -$75.9 BOT IBIT 70C JAN28
I'm 75 bid, more! more! TELL THEM THERE'S MORE BEHIND IT
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
I remember 6% moves were a daily occurance for BTC back in the ol days
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US stock market loses $2.3 trillion in the first hour of trading today.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Holy moly
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claude made a mistake
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
oh damn they drilling the 401ks
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
YA HOE GOIN😭😭@StephenCurry30
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo retires from international football
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Elon Musk is mass deleting tweets like he's a Nazi burning documents in a fireplace at the end of WW II and it's funny because the internet NEVER FORGETS.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
haha ha
Bart would be funny here
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JUST IN: $210,000,000 worth of crypto longs liquidated in the past 30 minutes.
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
they're really going to bart the whole short squeeze move wow
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The signs were there
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MonkeyD.bryptoz 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
marijuana robs u off ur life quietly like a codependent rship thats built around stagnancy and avoids the life outside the house. next thing u know 10 years has passed n uve been on autopilot
Callum Turner says his cannabis addiction made him miss four years of his life, even while he was building his acting career. Speaking in 2020, the actor described smoking daily between the ages of 18 and 26. He said he never smoked on set, but once he got home, he behaved like “a real addict.” “I definitely missed four years of my life,” he recalled. Turner said he eventually stopped through compassion for himself and a determination to change, because he didn’t want to keep missing his own life.
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