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alt girl with the mad lib beats

Joined July 2013
Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing
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Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me
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I'm one of the last people in the world drinking Vitamin Water
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genuinely who uses portrait mode
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spongebob i love you so much man. thanks for being you
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Whoah… What was the profession of the person who made this, what method and material did they use, what animal does it resemble, what is its purpose, and when was it made?
Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850
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throwing up in a cup is actually very chic
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you’ll never regret going for a walk
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life is so crazy man
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Let's take a look inside the pupa.
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law roach is a perfect project runway judge – at San Francisco, CA
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They’re dividing me by 3 tomorrow
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Yo, like M J doctor they killing me, propofol, I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my motherfuckin' protocol
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when i eat salmon i feel like a bear. like it makes me feel more closely connected to bears
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HOW DO J STOP AUTOMATIC FACEBOOK UPLOAD FROM INSTAGRAM
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'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'
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holy shit i just ate so many mulberries
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prime numbers are so cunty wdym youre only divisible by yourself diva
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