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Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey”
8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing
Moopes retweeted
Yo, like M J doctor they killing me, propofol, I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my motherfuckin' protocol
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when i eat salmon i feel like a bear. like it makes me feel more closely connected to bears














