@MootePoints

On tour nationally with the @bored_teachers. Former farm kid, former special ed teacher, hear my live on @Star94Atlanta every day from 3p to 7p

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McNeil
@REFLOG1812h
Mood next week when all these political ads finally go away
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Hearing Dan Orlovsky say this makes my this whole situation make more sense now⬇️
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@gandalf_thegregOct 26
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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These rallies seem to be going great. I can’t imagine this backfiring on the Republicans
FactPost
@factpostnews18h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Wait. This is the travel were mad about?
SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 27
ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯
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This was an uncalled traveling violation. videorulebook.nba.com/archive/travel…
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Miami is 0-4 I think Dallas and Gafford will survive this
BrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Oct 27
GIANNIS JUST ENDED GAFFORD'S LIFE 😭
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Things are going great. Nothing to see here.
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Every parent involved in this should be embarrassed and apologize to their own kids for the awful athletic genetics they passed down to them.
King Roy
@RoyIsThaTruthOct 25
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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Every player on the Mavs should have thrown a punch after this nonsense from Neismith.
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 24
PACERS-MAVS GET CHIPPY AFTER A FLAGRANT FOUL ON COOPER FLAGG 😳 Flagg went to the locker room after the hard foul
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Maybe true love does exist
TMZ
@TMZOct 21
💍 Amy Robach & T.J. Holmes' ex-spouses Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig are engaged. tmz.com/2026/10/21/andrew-sh…
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Wait. We’re gonna start calling traveling in the NBA now?
SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 22
"That's a travel." How many steps from LaMelo? 😭
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How did every NBA team in the draft ahead of OKC let this happen?!?!?
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 21
Former Titans defensive lineman Jordan Elliott was attempting to retrieve a gun from his car following an altercation with a teammate during practice last week, a source confirmed to @MikeGarafolo. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5023…

Source: Elliott tried to retrieve gun from car after Titans practice spat

Ex-Titans DL Jordan Elliott was attempting to retrieve a gun from his car after an altercation with a teammate last week, a source confirmed to NFL Network.

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If this were me it would be worse… A wife and 3yo just to see the Seahawks blow it in the 4th.
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanOct 20
Insane: A man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace” The 64-year-old now faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault charges. One of the craziest news stories of the year.
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This makes too much sense. Cancel Dana Carvey
Variety
@VarietyOct 20
#SNL alum Dana Carvey "didn't understand the kerfuffle" over Shane Gillis' monologue. "I just saw it as what we call — I’ll just say it — a joke," Carvey said. “Like, when you say jokes, you’re not literally saying women are whores. You are literally joking. Isn’t that kind of the idea? No? Did I just get canceled?” variety.com/2026/tv/global/d…

Dana Carvey Says He ‘Didn’t Understand the Kerfuffle’ Over Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue: ‘I Just...

"SNL" alum Dana Carvey didn't get all the controversy over Shane Gillis' recent monologue on the sketch show, saying he "just saw it" as "a joke."

variety.com
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This is legal for white dude dunks. We need a few steps to power up
Deadspin@DeadspinOct 17
Travel?
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These influencer fights should be to the death
$in
@SinClipdOct 17
Jack Doherty KNOCKED OUT the IslandBoy 'Kodiyakredd' in the 1st Round at BrandRisk 😭🥊
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That’s not a travel… That’s how white dudes gear up to dunk
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoopsOct 16
Hugo Gonzalez with the nasty euro step.
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Maybe sit this one out Casey
Whiskey Riff
@WhiskeyRiffOct 16
Casey Anthony Tells Men To “Do Better” Following Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue whiskeyriff.com/2026/10/16/c… whiskeyriff.com/2026/10/16/c…

Casey Anthony Tells Men To “Do Better” Following Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue

A RIFF on what country is really about.

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Seattle’s offensive line clearly thought the game was on Sunday
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Nailing the moment in every way
MLB
@MLBOct 15
Cameramaxxing 😭
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