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Michael Brent Morris retweeted
Holy shit, this “American girl” ad from @senecaprojectus is amazing!!!
Hard to see the letters I’m typing through the tears streaming down my face though.
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
It takes a special kind of stupid to brag about being an asshole. My own taxes pay for other people’s kids to go to school and get healthcare, because every kid deserves a chance and we live in a society where everyone benefits from everyone else doing better. Idiot. You want ‘every man for himself’, go live in a country with no public education or healthcare. You’re an asshole.
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
You’re right. I’m very, very sorry for encouraging people to sign up for Trump’s rally at 5:00 pm on October 27 at Madison Square Garden, 4 Penn Plaza in Manhattan (between West 31 and 33 Sts. and Seventh and Eighth Aves., readily accessible via the A, B, C, D, E, F, M, N, Q, R, W, 1, 2, and 3 trains, plus Amtrak, LIRR, NJ Transit and PATH) and I urge people not to click this link and fill out the form: event.donaldjtrump.com/event…
Turns out, suicide hotlines have their time limits. I get it. Even suicide counselors have to make their numbers. So after about fifteen minutes, they wrap it up.
I'm out of time. Mercifully.
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
It's not the economy, @HomeDepot. It's you.
To be crystal clear, Home Depot: Your problem is not the economy. The economy has fully recovered from 2020. Your problem is @HomeDepot going FULL MAGA, supporting Trump, and you’re being boycotted for that. We’ve switched to @AceHardware & @Lowes 💪🏽
cnn.com/2024/08/13/investing…
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
No need to invite it. They've been doing it for years and nobody seemed to think it was worth calling "middle school bullying" or admonishing them for doing it.
Ship sailed long ago because you never gave a shit. Until now. It's a little too late for Miss Manners lessons.
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
Actor Nick Offerman joined Comics for Kamala and sang a song for Republicans.
I’m dead!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of a sudden Google Mail is grabbing all of my liberal/Democratic mailers and sending them directly to spam. Same stuff I've always received and never had that behavior.
Who are you working for @gmail ?
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.
Michael Brent Morris retweeted
Why are they hiding Trump?
President Biden: 18 public appearances in 10 days.
Trump: 0 public appearances in 10 days.
It's time for President Biden to exercise his new powers of immunity to eliminate the 6 anti-democracy Justices by ay means possible, including using Seal Team Six, so that he can restore the court to normalcy. It's hair on fire time!
