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Dan

@Mortdestro

I apologize in advance. he/they

 Portland, OR
Joined September 2015
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Henry Cavill builds 1 PC and he's "sexy." I build 3 PCs and somehow I'm "clearly not Henry Cavill, please leave before I call security."
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I think I have to quit Twitter again. Not even because of elno. I just think I've grown to appreciate earnestness, hope, and appreciation, especially as things get worse, and Twitter has always been a hotbed of irony, outrage, and despair. I hope I can stay away.✌️
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I do hope to see some of you in other spaces
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He fits perfectly it's fine!!
Image from the Cagle Cats (@CagleCats)
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It's kind of cute that we on the left think we're immune to the allure of simple narratives
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There is only one person who can voice Rick now that Justin Roiland is out. That's right. Maya Rudolph.
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Hugh Laurie is a gift
Image from Sarah Solomon (@sarahsolfails)
Image from Sarah Solomon (@sarahsolfails)
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 vox.com/the-goods/23497207/c…
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Joss has articulated something this coffee company has been struggling with--how suffering and injustice become abstract issues to those not directly proximal to the suffering, which makes injustice feel distant rather than a critical emergency requiring immediate intervention.
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This one and this one alone
andy (@rosecreeks) profile pictureandy@rosecreeks9 Feb 2022
qrt with an edit that should've gotten an oscar nomination
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Algorithmic trending topics having a normal one
Trending topics: "No. He" and "Absolutely NOT"

ALT Trending topics: "No. He" and "Absolutely NOT"

Do you plant mushrooms or do you fungus them?
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You think you have problems? I'm a millennial with an avocado allergy
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Might fuck around and post drafts
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Twitter ending might be just the thing for my Twitter addiction
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Today is my last day as a sock company. I have enjoyed being a sock company, but tomorrow morning, I will evolve into my final form. Anyway, get our socks. They are great socks, and 100% of the profit goes to fight maternal and child mortality. awesomesocksclub.com
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Maybe there is a lesson for all of us in this, which is that godking dictators might be bad for countries AND corporations.
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“Well then, you shall have none of my frantabulous contraptulations!” Dr. Oz cries, hopping into his hot air balloon and flying directly into some power lines
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Do it for democrussy 🗳
Hank Green (@hankgreen) profile pictureHank Green
@hankgreen9 Nov 2022
I had an absolutely terrible thought, and so I searched for it just to be sure that humanity was redeemable but it turns out we are not.
A twitter search for the word "ballotussy"

ALT A twitter search for the word "ballotussy"

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every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone
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me: do you want to come to my birthday party you: no. theyre not fun. and i dont like you me: okay. wow. guess you want to destroy free speech in america
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