
Mary, Mary, mortuary. pro wrestler, appalachian horror. || Roleplay profile. not real. #RPAccount
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UNIVERSAL BIO --
Mary "Mortuary" Addams.
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"That double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon is awful for you."
brother, I smoked meth at 15, I was robbin' people on Fulton Industrial.
The cheseburger's fine.
anyone else's memaw used to make them read the obituaries to see if anyone she didn't like had died?
or was that just me?
this is what I'm fuckin' bringing to @HORIZONpwEfed
I have EVERYTHING to prove.
This has cost me blood, sweat, tears, and time. That's what I have to take from my opponent's to show the entire world that I belong here. Y'all get that shit?
I love this business. I went from a starstruck kid crackin' my brother's certebrae by suplexing him onto some microwaves at the trailerpark to doing this on stage in front of whole audiences.
Brother, wrestling saved my life in ways I'll never be able to articulate.
My friendship with @WorldsFinestJO literally started with "hey, I bet you a contract that you won't split that bitch's wig" and I'll be goddamned if that's not how I ended up at @ZionWrestleRP
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βJust because someone stumbles, loses their way, it doesnβt mean theyβre lost forever.β β
but also no, they do not.
Wanted to go as an actually good and interesting wrestler for Halloween, but they unfortunately donβt sell @MortuaryAddams costumes at Party City.
STAWP.
FUCK, I'M BLUSHING.
Wanted to go as an actually good and interesting wrestler for Halloween, but they unfortunately donβt sell @MortuaryAddams costumes at Party City.
//That's one lesson I learned the hard way during therapy: if you're beefing with everyone, you're probably the fucking problem.
Lord knows I def used to be.
.// lmao, as if I could ever be @YoungChrisCaine. Dude's hhot twice my level of charisma and talent.
he's also my wife. <3
//It's crazy the amount of people that some bitchless, unloved, rooty-poo candy ass loser thinks I am.
Tapp, Young Chris Caine, the rest.
Shit, maybe you're just an unlikable fucking person. There, that's your shred of relevancy for today.
//Tryna be in my goofy lil guy era and this dumb bitch wants to talk shit behind an alt. It's crazy, I've never actually met one fucking person that likes LVD.
Except other fucking losers from UPRISING, lmao. Go slob on the Rape Dragon's knob, I guess.
//Didn't realize how far this had gone and spread with this behavior that's both bitchmade and bitchless at the same time.
I haven't been doing shit on alts. If I did, I'd have tagged it and everyone knows it.
Literally, no one likes you dumbasses.
Everyone on the roster of @HORIZONpwEfed is a threat, I'd be an idiot not to observe my surroundings and see it all for what it is.
There's no bravado or showboating here, Madre. I see you.






