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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
the internet sucked bigly back then too. give me the BBS and FTP back and let me work off a terminal
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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the internet sucked bigly back then too. give me the BBS and FTP back and let me work off a terminal
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
It’s the big number that counts
.@AnthropicAI just filed to go public. Its S-1 is over 400 pages long. I used Opus 5.5 to generate a short explanatory video with all the highlights. Here is everything you need to know in under 5 minutes: - Revenue: $41M in 2023, $16.3B in H1 2026 - $80.7B H1 net loss, mostly non-cash - Founders control 50.1% of votes; a trust picks 4 of 7 directors - Risks: compute commitments, safety, a Department of War fight
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
before you write your dangers of tech / benefits of tech article, it would be great if you could furnish proof that you can: a) open a pdf b) enter a simple excel formula c) take a screenshot d) navigate a file tree with a simple UI not even the hard stuff, just that.
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before you write your dangers of tech / benefits of tech article, it would be great if you could furnish proof that you can: a) open a pdf b) enter a simple excel formula c) take a screenshot d) navigate a file tree with a simple UI not even the hard stuff, just that.
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
over at @unherd, I wrote about how nobody can resist that prediction market money, not even middle-America chroniclers Danny McBride and Shane Gillis. The ad is amusing, but the cost of their grabbing that bag falls on the rest of us unherd.com/newsroom/shane-gi…
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It’s the big number that counts
.@AnthropicAI just filed to go public. Its S-1 is over 400 pages long. I used Opus 5.5 to generate a short explanatory video with all the highlights. Here is everything you need to know in under 5 minutes: - Revenue: $41M in 2023, $16.3B in H1 2026 - $80.7B H1 net loss, mostly non-cash - Founders control 50.1% of votes; a trust picks 4 of 7 directors - Risks: compute commitments, safety, a Department of War fight
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
Via Raymond Cummings: David Shrigley: Reading books, occasionally smoking weed, walking my dog. Sébastien Tellier: (laughs) You must remember to treat it like a game. splicetoday.com/pop-culture/…
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
Trump is learning about male beauty
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
Get some size on you
I love NFL Films for stuff like this. Tampa’s o-line just shocked by what a giant Yayha Black is. I think every player should be mic’d up on gameday. Give us more of this.
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Get some size on you
I love NFL Films for stuff like this. Tampa’s o-line just shocked by what a giant Yayha Black is. I think every player should be mic’d up on gameday. Give us more of this.
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Trump is learning about male beauty
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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It already gives incredible discounts, limited only by the enthusiasm of the otherwise-apathetic staff and your willingness to fumble around up there like prime-period Jerry Lewis, failing to scan the items that don’t have the sensor tags
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
based af. he's still got it
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Oliver Bateman Does the Work retweeted
The work of genderslop discourse
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