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Ngakabo Gcina
Joined May 2011
My Fohloza retweeted
And if he taught us how to pray he must have intended to answer. The confidence in knowing He answer prayers😌
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My Fohloza retweeted
Ladies just need to eat and stop this "Girl Dinner" thing...flip, please eat man 😭😂
GIRL TO GIRL: Your 30’s body needs: Vitamin D3 for mood, Magnesium for sleep, Omega-3 for brain, Probiotics for gut ! Take them !
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My Fohloza retweeted
There are residential complexes outside the gate of Leeuwkop Prison in Sunninghill. On the other gate there’s a market (Prison Break) across the robots. Lmao Gauteng prisons are weird as hell 😂
Wait…I just passed by Kgosi Mampuru for the first time 😭and I can’t help but wonder why is ijele casually located on the side of the road ?? (The only jail I know is Westville prison)
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My Fohloza retweeted
You’re getting hired next week by a company that pays you MORE and stresses you LESS.
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My Fohloza retweeted
Anivotanga but nihamba phambili kwezotshwala ne groove.
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My Fohloza retweeted
There is nothing mid about you sister
-A graduate, Certified Midwife 🎓❤️🙏🏽
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My Fohloza retweeted
“I want to always have it in front of me so I can memorise it🥺” I can’t teach you everything
accidentally sent him a screenshot where he saw his number isn’t saved 😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
I really love being educated about things I really know fokkol about, like Wine 😂 like, I'll try articulate what i can taste, but do let me know if that's on the right path or ba ibatyiwe iPalate yam. Food and wine tastings, please always invite me 😂❤️
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My Fohloza retweeted
Lmaooooo the man in the back in the hoodie CANNOT believe this eyes lmaooo
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Their manifesto is “Hlangana Zulu” that’s a clear manifesto imo.
What kills me about MK is they don’t even have a manifesto 😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️ No structure No plan No vision Just power hungry and Zulus incharge , I respect that , I support that
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My Fohloza retweeted
Read aloud a lot. Slowly.
I crave being eloquent. Being able to speak without stuttering.
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My Fohloza retweeted
This girl has used her platform to harass and lie about our family for YEARS! @947 is this how your hosts conduct themselves? Using personal vendettas as topics of discussion?
First borns really think their problems trump anyone else’s. Fight me! Or in the words of @SizweDhlomo prep your arguments. What is this uphill that you will forever hold over your siblings head yhuuuuu. We are all in the dwang. #Aneleandtheclubon947
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My Fohloza retweeted
Unfortunately life doesn't wait for you to be okay. Get up, pray and keep going.
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My Fohloza retweeted
Nisuke ningadlali Uma nibona ivideo yomlungu edansa mese nithi 'she can have the land'.
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There is so much self abandonment that must take place for you to thrive in corporate.
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My Fohloza retweeted
This is the downside of people who don’t gossip, now life changing secrets are being kept 😭
Ubhuti wami omdala is in trouble. He became a dad 5 months ago to the most beautiful baby girl, but he's been hiding her from our family. Why? Because her mom is not the girl he paid lobola for. He was too scared to face them, so he kept saying he'll tell them soon. Now she's pregnant for the second time and "soon" has run out. He has to tell them now, but he doesn't know how. I'm just here watching him mess up and there's nothing I can do to help.. 🙆🏾‍♂️
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My Fohloza retweeted
I have DA induced depression.
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It's not us who say it, it's the South African Human Rights Commission that says the DA maintains apartheid spatial planning and she thinks Xhosa people are foreigners but okay Vuyo, you have a high IQ👍🏾
Thinking the DA will bring back apartheid is a sign of low IQ
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My Fohloza retweeted
Driving past it.
what’s the healthiest option at kfc
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My Fohloza retweeted
we may be hungry but we can manage our hunger.
ay let’s go back to our exes 😭
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