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England, United Kingdom
Joined May 2011
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Not being funny but someone in the crowd at Wimbledon is wearing duct tape on her entire face
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Everyone in Britain right now #TraitorsUK
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Thanks Kemi Badenoch, can’t wait to save money on stamp duty on the house I can’t buy because banks won’t dish out a mortgage due to some arbitrary figure even tho the mortgage repayments are less than rent
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A wanker vomits
The Prime Minister is now expected to announce a compulsory digital ID scheme. Exactly the right move. Now it’s important the scheme is done properly as I argued in my column earlier this week: secure, ambitious, and with public trust at its core.
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Digital ID is another distraction to what these shit cunts your boomer mum told you to vote for whilst burying more sordid shit behind the scenes. 650 cunts.
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Yeah digital ID ain’t for me, I’d rather live in Nepal as a goat. Refuse.
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Many such cases. I was once fined because my [valid] parking ticket was upside down, way worse than not paying £40k, oopsie!
The problem for Rayner is that ordinary people are constantly hammered for the tiniest “blunders”. Accidentally drive into a bus lane and no one will show you any mercy. That’s the system our politicians built. So when they bend the rules of course the public is furious.
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All Kemi Badenoch had to do was use 6 questions in PMQs to quote all the times Angela Rayner demanded resignations and she would have had her close to quitting. She is absolutely useless
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A tough set of questions to come for Keir Starmer at PMQs today
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This man doesn’t want to be anywhere near Rachel Reeves 👏🏻
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Leanne: I’ve voted for you Alex. Alex: I’ve voted for you Leanne. Leanne 👇🏻 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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350 dollars to go and see rkid in USA what a cunt when will it all stop as you were LG x
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Oasis rightly get community noted over the Ticketmaster #shambles
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Giving up. #ticketmaster should be prosecuted, Oasis can split up again for all I care now, bollocks to them @oasis @TicketmasterUK
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Everyone hoping for Oasis tickets, it appears that #ticketmaster are possibly now implementing dynamic pricing. From a friend at the buying page: “it was 135 for standing which is now sold out and replaced by ‘in demand standing’ at 350 quid” @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @oasis
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Where does it say anywhere in the ticket prices announcement anything about tickets costing £350/£400? @TicketmasterUK @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher
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Queue for Oasis on Ticketmaster is averaging 10,000 every 1 hour, which means, after being put in 125,000th place in the queue after being kicked out multiple times, I’ll be able to see the screen saying no tickets are left in about 11-12 hours @TicketmasterUK @liamgallagher
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And yet, there are people on X saying they are getting to the front of the queue and being told all tickets are sold out on that particular date. So which is it @TicketmasterUK ?
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*Really* hope @TicketmasterUK aren’t doing dynamic pricing now. If they are, @oasis need to come out and condemn them
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