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Omdzzz
A car crash on Vauxhall Bridge Road
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Her accent>>>>
Here is the fake TikTok that American man booked from, people in Jamaica 🇯🇲 were warning locals and foreigners not to book from this page that’s scamming people
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Swap Stanstead for LGW and its perfect
Best to worst airports in london: LCY Heathrow Gatwick Stansted Luton
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If theres a game I would start lacey, it certainly wouldnt be against an Emery side lol.
🔴 TEAM NEWS 🔴 Utd XI: Lammens, Mazraoui, Maguire, Yoro, Dalot; Tielemans, Mainoo; Amad, Fernandes, Cunha; Mbeumo #mufc
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Luton/Southend & slightly LGW. I'll always go Stanstead, City & LHR
Which airport do you refuse to travel from and why is it Luton? 🙃
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Looool I find people like this hilarious, but also interesting coz how/why did you life get to this point?
Windsor Road, Ealing If you want to park your car all day so you can go to the station and do your daily commute, you have to pay for the privilege. Not this BMW driver. He doesn't like paying parking fees so he uses some else's BB and parks for free courtesy of @EalingCouncil
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We're back
One Ring To Rule Them All. The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power. New Season.

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Forget all that other ish. M&S do a chocolate covered nice biscuit. 11/10
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Day 1 without a microwave... lets see if I can embrace the hipster lifestyle
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Fair enough. Dont go then init or find a company that doesnt care about socials. There are loads of them.
Sorry but I’m with her on this. I feel like corporate doesn’t take in our cultural differences and they only focus on what THEY like. I’m sure if they told her they were going to EADN she’d go. Personally, you won’t find me in a PUB! 🍻
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Bro saw all that thickness and decided to throw all his preferences out the window😅😅
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Watching the "black truck" discourse on yankie twitter is hilarious
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One hill ill always die on is errands should be run first thing in the morning. Getting everything done & back home before midday>>>>
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Im not sure about this one still... doesnt seem wavey
Getting a gf on women that think they can breadcrumb you and save you for later >>>
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LOOOOL this has to be a skit.
Happend at Apple Battersea store yesterday phone thief caught.
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Best thing on insta right now!!! Break yo leg!!!
Steve da Stoner the best dancer since MJ!!!
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Loool
Unpopular Reasons He Cut Women Off:
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Rozay aint not a place btw
Tia Kemp drags 50 cent to filth after he went to court via zoom today. 😂😭
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Steve da Stoner the best dancer since MJ!!!
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