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Cuthbert

@MrCuthbertCake

Friendly sponge roll cake filled with chocolate buttercream, covered in a chocolate shell, with sugar-coated beans he/cake. Nothing to do with Aldi.

 England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2011
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What the media won’t tell you is the charity work I did before my career as a birthday cake. Indeed, I made several trips to Uganda with Harry in the noughties and in 1993, I helped build a primary school in Botswana.
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This is huge… #TheTraitors
Linda from The Traitors. She is speaking at the round table. The subtitles read “You don’t have to be an optometrist to know how to use a lens cloth. Sorry.”

ALT Linda from The Traitors. She is speaking at the round table. The subtitles read “You don’t have to be an optometrist to know how to use a lens cloth. Sorry.”

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I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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Before Twitter dies I just want to say Colin is an idiot
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Amazing to think Charles will have most likely wiped his bum after a poo for the first time as King today.
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He’s a 10 but his name’s Colin and his chocolate tastes of poo
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Colin should resign from being a cake because he’s an idiot and tastes of poo
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I’m back! #Cuthback
Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) profile pictureAldi Stores UK
@AldiUK6 Jun 2022
Cuthbert is back in store with a fresh new (totally legal) look. Get him while you can #CuthBack
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Meghan Markle threw a Colin cake off the balcony and it landed on a pensioner’s head. Good to see she has standards #PlatinumJubilee
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#CuthBack
Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) profile pictureAldi Stores UK
@AldiUK1 Jun 2022
Where else would we announce it? #CuthBack
Aldi Cuthbert Ad Van

ALT Aldi Cuthbert Ad Van

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Colin would get no points #Eurovision
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Colin earns 8% more than Aunt Bessie. Pass it on.
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Colin just landed in my garden. Idiot.
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Colin is the opposite of today’s Wordle answer
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I wasn’t informed
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNews1 Feb 2022
Marks & Spencer and Aldi reach a settlement in a copyright row over caterpillar cakes bbc.in/3L4ZEnm
Colin the Caterpillar cake row crumbles

Colin the Caterpillar cake row crumbles

Marks & Spencer and Aldi reach a settlement in a copyright row over caterpillar cakes.

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The Met Police are removing a bit in Sue Gray’s report about everyone agreeing that Colin the Caterpillar is a stupid idiot with no brain and tastes of poo and idiot
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I heard Sue Gray is taking ages because she had a slice of Colin the Caterpillar cake and felt sick because he tastes horrible and is a stupid idiot pass it on
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How ugly is Colin is this
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@haveigotnews26 Jan 2022
Met Police call first witness:
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I was #ambushedwithacake when Colin tried to sue me
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My name is Cuthbert and my bum is made of chocolate
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