When I was 2 or 3 my brother took me to his gf’s house while her parents weren’t home but her dad showed up so he ran out of her room, picked me up and dropped me out the 2nd story bedroom window onto the concrete. Rode me back home on the handlebars. I was crying my ass off
Eating my lunch by candlelight inside the recycling dumpster. This is the only privacy I get in life.
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Peter Stumpp had a belt of wolf skin which he said allowed him to transform into a wolf: this is how he justified his murders in the town of Bedburg, where he killed and ate 18 people. The Werewolf of Bedburg is the most famous case of historical lycanthrope. #WyrdWednesday
Drank a coupla 24oz cans of magical potion in the work bathroom. Feelin pretty woozy. Drank em kinda fast.
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It's No Stress November, friends. Remember to take some time each day to relax.
Whether you like to meditate, do breathing exercises, or simply go for a walk, make sure to stay mindful of your stress levels and keep your stress in check.
I don’t leave the house with a gun because I don’t trust myself not to pull it out on other motorists when I drive






















