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#kapsoblack that more people are mad at him than Ryan Lochte. Which one is the real national embarrassment?
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📺On ‘Saved By The Bell,’ Jessie turns to caffeine pills to keep up with her studies (November 3, 1990)
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Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states
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For those who never got to see Jerry Koosman pitch, here’s a comparison to a Hall of Fame pitcher. Both started exactly 527 games.
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If this gives you an existential crisis I got one more for ya.
There’s in actuality no such thing as a point in space.
We were taught that Earth orbits the Sun in a closed circle. In reality, Earth has never returned to the same point in space once in 4.5 billion years.
Right now, the Sun is carrying Earth and every planet around the center of the Milky Way at 230 km/s (828,000 km/h), more than 18,000 kilometers every 80 seconds.
Because the Solar System is tilted 60.2° to the galactic plane and bobs up and down through the galactic disc roughly every 30 million years, the planets trace open 3D corkscrew helices across deep space rather than flat loops.
The last time the Sun stood where it stands today, one Galactic Year (230 million years) ago, the very first dinosaurs were only beginning to appear on Earth. Since forming 4.6 billion years ago, our Sun has completed only 20 laps.
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He has over 40+ credible accusations. He's never sued any of them, and he is the most sue-happy, litigious mother fucker who has ever walked the face of planet earth.
Trump fucked kids. He absolutely, unequivocally, fucked little children.
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When you’re still deciding on food but they ask if you need another cocktail.
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Jack Campbell continues to rest and recover at a local hospital. Preliminary indications are positive and out of respect for Jack and his family we will not share further information at this time.
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No child in the United States “goes to school as a Timmy and returns home a Tammy”.
But since Jan of this year, 34 children went to school alive and returned in a coffin because of school shootings.
































