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Paul David Collins

@MrLemonDrizzle

Man, husband, father, pessimist & stand-up (not strictly in that order). 'Like a rain-cloud in human form'. Tried optimism briefly in 2002 but didn't like it.

 Sad Moley Island (#ACNH)
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Joined January 2010
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Proudly showing my support by rolling one leg of my pyjama bottoms up like Rice taking a free kick #ENGGHA
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This app lies to me multiple times a day... #fakenews
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Opens Twitter. Looks at trending topics. Sighs. Closes Twitter.
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Chin, or tongue? #Trump
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Viv Groskop@VivGroskop19 Feb 2024
🌻 Announcing my new book One Ukrainian Summer, a memoir about Russia and Ukraine in the early 1990s. Out May 23 with ⁦@IthakaPress⁩. All author proceeds go to ⁦@pen_int⁩ 🌻Pre-order: geni.us/OneUkrainianSummer
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Sarah Maginness@sarahmaginness19 Jan 2024
Hello. My name is Ross from Traitors. You killed my mother. Prepare to die. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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TFW you ask for a pet, but aren't specific enough...
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Sooz Kempner here either doing God's work, or livetweeting a terrible fever dream . It's honestly hard to tell. Festive game: Drink every time she says 'OOP'.
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