Dad, husband, dog keeper, cyclist, marketer - SEO/GEO lead for Sky
Kingston Upon Thames
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the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale
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A lady called into LBC to say she was furious at Starmer for accepting donations…
She then went on to say Boris Johnson was an angel in comparison
These people shouldn’t be allowed scissors.
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"I am American woman housewife in swing state. I voting for most excellent Donald Trump after I am seeing debate!"
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All six Tory leadership contenders have pledged to fight VAT on private schools. Not one of them has promised more money for state schools. And there you have it.
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Dear #RIPLondon people, your fucking useless gonk of a candidate and your broken, discredited hulk of a party took one hell of a beating. And we love it. #LondonMayoralElection
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I am pleased I made the decision earlier this year to leave this sh1thole in anticipation of a @SadiqKhan victory. He has turned this once great city into a violent ghetto.
I look forward to spending my days in what remains of this green and pleasant land from July.
I will not miss the terrorist marches. Or the Stasi policing, or the 20mph zones. No more motorist hating car fines. No more LTN’s. No more surveillance state. No more machetes. No more dead kids.
I will still work here, but I will not sleep here anymore. London is unrecognisable as a British city, let alone our capital city, and I’d rather spend the rest of my days with people I have something in common with. Who care about England and her needs more than conflicts thousands of miles away.
I can’t wait to walk the dogs and take a phone call without looking over my shoulder for some thug who wants to mug me. Or having to leave my watch at home for fear of it being snatched at knifepoint.
So, whilst I’m sad for our city, and for most of my life, my home. I can’t wait to leave and am counting down the days to sitting in a quiet pub shooting the breeze with real people.
And there is isn’t a Palestinian flag in sight.
Heaven. 🙏
Sadiq Khan re-elected as Mayor of London as he wins historic third term mirror.co.uk/news/politics/b…
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Why AI-powered search from Google may NOT be a disaster for publishers: Bauer's global head of SEO @MrStuartForrest spoke at Tuesday's PPA Festival about why the arrival of Google's Search Generative Experience might not be all bad for publishers
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But David. Surely with all that extra NHS money that Brexit was going to deliver (remember the bus) you should be proud of it all. Not to mention the amazing deal you helped BJ get. You incompetent charlatan. How you have the nerve to pontificate about anything is beyond me.
Indeed. I'm not proud of the NHS, I'm embarrassed and ashamed about it. It's now one of the most expensive systems in the developed world, as a share of GDP, yet delivers some of the worst outcomes.
It's going to have to change to a European-style insurance system - the only question is when, and therefore how many people have to die unnecessarily before that happens.
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I've met Liz Truss a few times. She immediately strikes you as someone perpetually recovering from concussion. In anywhere other than this particular Tory government she'd be heavily sedated and only allowed to eat with a spoon.
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Today wraps up my first week as SEO Manager at Thorntons ! Just got a quick last minute meeting with HR, then we're into the weekend 🍫 🥳
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Overnight results show that, not since the 1930s, has the British popular press been so out of touch with the British people. The proprietors’ agenda is not the people’s agenda.
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It is hard to think of a spectacle more ridiculous than the Tory party destroying itself over a policy that, even if passed into law, will never be put into practice. The stupidity on display this week would be incredible if it were not also so predictable.
