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Semi-anonymous profile of a UCLA & USC grad still preoccupied by college football. Now writing a book about the sport that very likely will never be published.

Jake Browning’s Hometown
Joined July 2010
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This isn’t enough to earn my vote but a CFB obsessed President would be amazing, lol.
Me explaining to my girl why I can’t go to her sisters wedding in October
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People wondering why marijuana is a gateway drug need only to look what happens when Pat McAfee is unable to buy any for 10 days in a row, lol.
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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Remember when the regular season was like a playoff and people said an expanded postseason meant more regular season games would matter???
Regarding today's Illini game, I was: 1) Disappointed to see such a lackluster turnout by students on a beautiful day with a big-name opponent in town 2) Baffled why so many of the students who did show up seemed to then leave at halftime with Illinois trailing only 10-7
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This was a master stroke of Riley to weaken UCLA’s strength of schedule to the point we literally have to run the table to get into the CFP. All the Trojans have to do is beat the Bruins and we’re headed to El Paso again, lol.
Losing by 14 to a mid Oregon team with a backup QB meant that there were no mulligans left for Lincoln Riley. Not seeing a realistic pathway to recover from this horrific performance. I don't think this team is capable of winning out and that is what it would take.
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SEC and ESPN ultimately called the Big Ten’s bluff by offering to split the baby and Fox apparently was willing to sacrifice bidding on the CFP to get more B1G schools in…
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You have to figure there is a question of players receiving NIL as being bound by some NDA issue here…or perhaps asking if guys plan to enter the portal…
For @testudotimes, @JudeWilkenfeld and I were outside Jones-Hill House trying to get players to comment. An athletics staffer took pictures of us, and a police dispatch was called for suspicious activity; a cop and 2 cop cars pulled up, and officers ID’d us and asked us to leave.
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I love watching Godfrey so much on CFE that I’m in awe I said something that even he rejects as too tin foil, lol.
No one at Ohio State or Michigan are benching players for that game, ever. What boomer message board bowl rep barfed that idea up?
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Poor guy doesn't realize Greek Life at UCLA is the least influential segment of the student body and the fan base. ...but...still cool of Coach Chesney to do this.
Bob Chesney welcoming some of UCLA’s Greek life to practice ahead of Homecoming weekend.
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The number of writers picking a one-loss Indiana over an undefeated UCLA is interesting to say the least, lol.
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This quote is essentially why Chesney is a great fit for UCLA…it’s not or the offense, facilities or NIL…
When I was working on an @ocregister feature about Bob Chesney, when I got word that UCLA was going to hire him as its head coach, I spoke with former Holy Cross Athletic Director Marcus Blossom about why he hired Chesney. Blossom, now Creighton's AD, said this to me. ⬇️⬇️
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Committee isn’t giving home games to schools unable to pull 40,000 fans for a home game…and that’s even if the Rose Bowl was relocated to Westwood, lol.
Remaining schedule for UCLA. A home playoff game in Westwood ?
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It’s true, Big Ten fans don’t care about college football, lol.
Attendance (actual) at the Rose Bowl: 36,045. Plenty of more room on the bandwagon for an unbeaten UCLA team that's the story of college football in 2026.
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Kudos to Jim for revealing this: It’s not a 24 team playoff it’s a tournament with three rounds of play-in games. It’s the bare minimum to ensure that we don’t get a repeat of 2003 when Tulane argued to Congress the BCS was a cartel. It’s the final domino for the PCSA.
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Damn, Matt roasts the SEC here so much he makes Lincoln Riley’s tri tip look like steak tartare, lol
The SEC willingly flushed its conference championship game that last year had better ratings than all eight first round CFP games of the brief, 12-team era. And three of the eight CFP quarterfinals. That's not leadership. That's fiscally reckless behavior. usatoday.com/story/sports/nc…
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This is one area where I think Chesney is going to annoy colleagues in the Big Ten if he starts trying to be cute with injury reports. Betting sites might like it, but not the old boys club.
β€œHe wanted to keep going.” UCLA coach Bob Chesney said today that QB Nico Iamaleava hoped to get back on the field Saturday after suffering an injury that could be season-ending, according to multiple reports Monday @teamfbseven
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To be honest, Coach Chesney often talks out of his ass in situations like this but it flies under the radar, lol. He was in college when UCLA was #1 in the BCS. Then again, maybe he didn’t get to see regional match-ups living in PA?
"This is not the normal UCLA." - Bob Chesney @JennyDell_
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Underrated part of UCLA’s 5-0 start under Bob Chesney is that Martin Jarmond isn’t around to try and take credit for it. πŸ˜†#8Clap #UCLA
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This has turned out to be basically the extra point version of the Western Michigan-UM controversy…. Does the Big Ten want to protect undefeated teams?
A statement from the Big Ten on the UCLA-Oregon Football game.
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Less than half an hour into the local NFL game and my 10 year old is lost why he can’t just flip to another game like with college football, lol.
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It dawned on me this morning Big Noon Saturday is probably the single biggest driver of attendance falling in CFB. Limiting how many teams can play during the best time window to go in person probably not sustainable. Credit: CFB.guide:
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