Mr VMG

What’s the deal with people recording themselves singing whilst cutting a piece of fruit?

Have the gimps on the left finally calmed down about Ed Sheeran yet? Who’s this week’s cancellation project?

I’ve been streaming @edsheeran’s fantastic music all day.

Any parent who politicises bedtime instead of reading a book to their kids needs serious help!

At least Macklemore doesn’t need to worry about being cancelled! He’s been irrelevant for years!

Hands up who had to google Aaron Rowe, Finneas and Beoga in the last 24 hours?

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If you’re a guest on someone else’s show. Walk on the stage, perform and walk off! People have paid a lot of money to enjoy a concert. If you want to give a political speech either do it at your own show or become a politician. #EdSheeran #Macklemore

I’ve recently got back to the UK from a holiday in Greece. Their national flag was proudly flown on dwellings, public buildings, restaurants, bars, churches and even painted on the side of rugged hills! Greece is rightly proud of their nation and flag.

The logic of the left! 60000 people can break into someone’s home, as long as some of them leave! The rest can stay if their home is slightly hotter than the one they broke into? @mrjamesob #Ceuta

@ZackPolanski is full of hate! The Police should investigate this! @Nigel_Farage.

Keir Starmer was the worst Prime Minister of a lifetime! He would still get more votes than Zack Hypno Polanski!

How are we all spending the 86p extra a week that @UKLabour have given us?

🖕🏻you Argentina! Congrats to Spain! #worldcup

I initially turned on ITV for the World Cup build up. 3 seconds later I changed to BBC.

Argentina and FIFA vs The Rest of the World tonight! #WorldCupSpainvsArgentina #worldcup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 supporting 🇪🇸

Argentina kicking the shit out of the England players all game. Anderson makes one tackle on Messi and Yellow Card! @FIFAWorldCup cheating once again!

BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 @narindertweets Google search history from yesterday, 14th July 2026! #legiondhonneur

We all know @Boro are winning this right? #hullvmiddlesbrough

This is how my negotiations would go! Donald Trump’ “Can I have Greenland?” Me. “No” The End!