
Dreamy human being, sleepyhead and @TehIssues' wifey. 🐍Slytherin
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The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
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High school: "assigned seating is so stupid"
College: "why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday"
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College is the only place where you can study and still fail, barely eat and still gain weight, blink for 3 seconds and miss a whole lecture
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during a math test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
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As soon as you think "maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow" you've already lost
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BREAKING: After 33 years in captivity, Tilikum—who was the subject of #Blackfish—is dead. #RIPTilikum
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