Lisa W

Thank you, Transcona. #wpgpoli #HeyHeyHeyGoodBye

HOLY SHIT, FAM. I met BYFUGLIEN’S stunning wife and son. WHAT A DAY #BuffDoesStuff #BuffDoesStuff Their son said “mom, that lady had dad in her purse” And I cannot 😆

Flight 33 cleared for takeoff. #BuffDoesStuff

It’s almost funny how Buff comes back into town, and everywhere I look people are posting pictures, or sending me that they met him and it’s LIKE HE NEVER LEFT and I still am out here wondering WHEN IS IT GONNA BE MY TIME

#BuffDoesStuff is already dressed up and ready to go for the @NHLJets @NhlMtlCanadiens @nhlheritage AND Alumni game. Buff is *MY* captain.

Oh, my GOD. ONE DAY

I was given a pair of tickets to the Alumni game today. Someone needs to get ahold of Claude Noel before Oct 24 & make sure he brings his 3-piece suit. @NHLAlumni and then we’ve got @KnucklesNilan30 on the bench for Montreal? Best.Day.Ever. #BuffDoesStuff returns!

Oh my GOD, THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, @StarbucksCanada you can’t just THRUST A CUP WITH A CARDBOARD LID on unsuspecting people, like since WHEN? Textural, nightmare. I gagged on my first sip 😭

I just saw a marketplace ad for a “vintage 1992” and honestly, in short circuited at that point and stopped reading. VINTAGE 1992. Excuse the hell out of you.

Making Bifana for dinner tomorrow night (let that meat marinate for 24 hours, fam) and you cannot serve it on anything other than Portuguese buns (Papo Secos) - some will say use a Kaiser, but I say we shun those people. Shun the non-believers, Charlie.

I got an email at 8:15AM letting me know my order was ready for pick up. I arrive at 8:35; doors locked. Store doesn’t open until 9. I check my email, store hours not listed. Would you assume if you received this email that it was good to go as of now, like, come on down?

Jealous! Have the BEST time.

I can’t tell you how hard I fan-(hausen)-ghoul every time I see @DanhausenAD on TV. Been cheering for this guy for years (and I have cameos to prove it 😆 ) also, I’m back in my creative era and anyone wanna guess what’s going to happen with these teeth? #YouAreCursed

Nope, we want big daddy right where he is.

I would rather gargle @DonaldTrump’s bath water than deal with the incompetence of @ups I would rather dine on a plate of @PierrePoilievre toenail clippings than interact with the customer service* at @UPS * oxy-fucking-moron

I’d rather carve my own eyeballs out with a 1980s @McDonalds coffee/cocaine spoon than spend another second talking to @UPS I’d rather trap live rats under a glass lid on my bare belly, then heat the glass so the rats furiously burrow into my flesh to escape than deal with @UPS