Ms. Cheevious

Continued: jet fuel for 10+ minutes while you stand waiting because @Uber wouldn't let you order until you were in place? Just fly internationally into @flyLAXairport. Welcome to LA.

Mid-surgery, my best friend was whisked in to help choose my implant size. She expected samples on a table. Instead, she got my boobs, still attached to ME! From the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d

Hey @NFL here's a thought for international games. Maybe have pay kiosks dispersed throughout the shops to we don't have to keep waiting in long lines just to get in and again to pay... #nflparis #WhoDat

Match.com said I needed written consent to post photos with Stevie Wonder and Sheryl Crow. Who knew dating required celebrity clearances? It's in the book, Ms. Cheevious in Hollywood: My Zany Years Spent Working in Tinseltown Buy here: amzn.to/4gjeY0d

I was rushing Scarlett Johansson backstage when she stopped to chat with a guy in sunglasses. Who was this guy holding up production? Tom Cruise. Naturally.

After traveling quite a bit and always returning back to @flyLAXairport I have to ask, why don't you guys have snack bars and restaurants or something out by the Uber and Lyft pick up since we have to be shuttled way out to catch them?

I was flirting on the phone backstage when my headset erupted: “LISA! FIND KATE BECKINSALE!” Nothing kills a flirtation quite like misplacing Kate Beckinsale minutes before she’s due onstage.

Nelly Furtado’s bodyguard physically blocked me from doing my job backstage. I’d experienced my first divalicious moment, and there was nothing “licious” about it. 😏

In 2002 I dove headfirst into online dating, or as I called it, “cyber-stalking." I mean dating. Was he really 42? Was that photo from this decade? Was that even HIM? Ah, romance. 😏 It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d

A cute guy at the House of Blues flirted with me. I gave him a reluctant “Hi,” thinking, Oh geez, a roadie is hitting on me. It was Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls. Smooth, Lisa. Very smooth. 😏 It's in the book: amzn.to/4gjeY0d