I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. H.L. Mencken
Madison, Wisconsin, USA
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#NationalWineDay You may be cool, but you are not Easy Company sipping Hitler's wine in Eagle's Nest cool. #MemorialDay Cheers and Thank you 🍷
evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com… – at Wisconsin, USA
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🚨UPDATE IN WESTCHESTER COUNTY: Republicans and Democrats in New York are seeking a joint court order to require central tabulation of ballots at the County Board of Elections. This will ensure maximum transparency and accountability.
RNC observers will be on the ground to monitor the process and protect the vote.
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COLLINS gaggle at her final campaign stop in Houlton, ME
“6 years ago, all the polls were wrong, literally all of them.…”
“I know it's a difficult environment, but I think we will retain control of the Senate, and I believe I will be celebrating a victory tonight.”
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At some point, every pyramid scheme collapses. The object of this scam was to influence expectations. Once it no longer mattered, because voting had begun, the money guys needed to cover costs.
regardless of which team you support: how does a 75%+ favorite swing to underdog on election day?
why would prediction markets get it that bad? what am I missing here?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
He was trading at 51-52% not 75%…
kalshi.com/markets/senate…
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Do you think the guy who famously shorted the British pound on “Black Wednesday” in 1992 could have bid up oil prices the past few months?
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🚨 TEXAS VOTERS: ONCE YOU CHECK IN, DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE CAST YOUR BALLOT.
The RNC identified reports in multiple counties of voters checking in, encountering issues when trying to vote, and then being told to come back later. This is NOT CORRECT.
We immediately escalated this to the Secretary of State, who is reinforcing the proper procedures with counties.
CHECKED IN? STAY UNTIL YOUR VOTE IS CAST. Report concerns ⬇️
🚌The wheels of Mayor Pete's bus go thump, thump, thump...
EBL: Pete Buttigieg agrees that El-Sayed's connection with Hasan Piker is disqualifying evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com…
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Fashion history through the decades: Which era's style do you like best?
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I humbly ask for your vote today to continue fighting for you and your family.
Let’s finish strong, South Carolina.
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Tried to go vote today and the workers at the polling place were completely incompetent, they didn't check my iD, didn't even ASK if I was a legal voter, unbelievable all around. I stuffed my ballot into the box and stormed off while some idiot behind me said, "Sir this is a Wendy's and that was a garbage can?"
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Mainers know @SenSusanCollins, and they know she delivers.
GET OUT AND VOTE, MAINE!
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I may tune in to MSNOW for the first time in history to enjoy their tears if this happens.
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I try to avoid predictions and armchair analysis BUT … A lot of the folks who were talking “Blue Tsunami” yesterday seem to be getting nervous as Election Day goes on and we get real turnout numbers. We’re two hours away from polls closing in Kentucky. Watch KY-6 results.
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BOOM! Greenland just voted 16-0 to ratify Trump’s Arctic security pact, greenlighting 2 NEW U.S. bases and the Golden Dome!
Trump keeps WINNING. The Arctic is officially ours! 🇺🇸🇬🇱
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When I was a kid, Fort Monmouth used to throw all-in on Armed Forces Day. Static displays out the wazoo, and real soldiers I could really talk to next to their real combat gear.
I was in awe.
They even had a scaled-down 34 Foot Mock Tower (it was 14') where you could practice exiting an aircraft just like a real paratrooper.
I was 7 years old, I jumped off the tower and got an Airborne certificate that I still have framed somewhere.
Now ask me how I ended up in the 82nd Airborne.
These outreach programs MATTER.
Wake up! Sean Parnell is writing bangers wrapped in Americana:
“Build propensity, the desire to serve, and create proximity, a military close enough to the American people that the desire turns into a decision.
There's a photo that says this better than I can. A little boy, maybe 5 years old, stands ankle-deep in the surf in a swim shirt, holding up a small American flag. Two Army Apache helicopters are thundering low over the water in front of him. He's never going to forget that day.

That's propensity. It comes from moments of awe. Apaches over the surf. Jets ripping over a stadium on a Friday night. A kid climbing into the hatch of a tank at the county fair. No ad campaign can do what those moments do. They make a kid want to be one of us.”