so annoying when you've already planned out a conversation in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. like, learn your lines next time.

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Deante johnson · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:09 PM UTC

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Deante johnson@breezyAOl17h

not knowing what’s going on because you’re genuinely uninterested in people’s business is one of the most peaceful ways to live.

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Sir Philip🇰🇪 · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:01 PM UTC

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Sir Philip🇰🇪@sir_philip00122h

Knowing when to shout Dlala Thukzin!!!! is such an underrated skill in the human existence era

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Lawizzy🇧🇪 · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:16 PM UTC

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Lawizzy🇧🇪

@Lawizzy47080215h

Streets are saying that Hakimi (a right back) scored a club hat trick before Bukayo Saka 😭😭😭

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laura · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:27 PM UTC

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laura@radiomortali19h

quero comprar roupas, quero decorar meu quarto, quero viajar, quero sair

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Venus of Willendorf · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:53 PM UTC

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Venus of Willendorf@fatbellynana16h

Even if it were Yes Sex November saf, I won’t get some 🤧

Mr. Akyeampong

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No sex November, Walk with me

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Lawizzy🇧🇪 · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:51 PM UTC

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Lawizzy🇧🇪

@Lawizzy47080215h

The “Alonso out” or “Carrick out” wey go full this app tomorrow ehh 😂😂

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Mial · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:26 PM UTC

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Mial@celal_barca21h

sou TOTALMENTE a favor do silencio durante a manhã

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Riċ · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:19 AM UTC

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@ricblursOct 30

not to brag but what a time to be childless

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mwenewazvo😻soko · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:38 PM UTC

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@cocoa_naks21h

Needed a kiss today but its okay I'll do drugs

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starrgirl 💫 · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:55 PM UTC

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starrgirl 💫@enyaneyNA16h

May all nonchalant men die by the sword tonight

Suga.@JustThursdayOct 29

“I have 15 minutes between meetings, I just wanted to see your face.”

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g · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:06 AM UTC

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g@34rthsOct 30

Can you text me in a happier tone I'm extremely sensitive

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bailey 🇫🇷 · Oct 30, 2026 · 11:27 AM UTC

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bailey 🇫🇷@azxfilmOct 30

my halloween outfit is lamine yamal during el clasico cuz im not gonna show up

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🧚🏿‍♀️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:21 PM UTC

🧚🏿‍♀️@Ms_Ipinge17h

It might take a while.

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Avni · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:52 PM UTC

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Avni@Avni_wins20h

lipgloss is the greatest human invention.

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🧚🏿‍♀️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:13 PM UTC

🧚🏿‍♀️@Ms_Ipinge19h

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🧚🏿‍♀️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:43 PM UTC

🧚🏿‍♀️@Ms_Ipinge20h

What in the thunderstorms is going on???

anneli 🪷 · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:57 PM UTC

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anneli 🪷@eatmeneverydayOct 29

it’s prolly so fun to have a country that can actually play football

s 🍋🪩@sxdirectionOct 29

‘club over country’ i would die for the england squad

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